Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

The official unofficial account of @JC_Renegades bench coach Steve “Freako” Bell. Jeff City resident for 33 years. I’m the guy who goes to IHOP for the burgers. jeffcityrenegades.com Jefferson City, MO Joined June 2018

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

@ChrisSheputis Ole Freako is always down to go to IHOB

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

Why aren’t traffic jams called “constipated roads”?

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

I would say the reason why the Renegades dugout smells like cheap cigarettes and BO is because of me, but I’m not a #Raiders fan. Must be @CreedRusty.

christian watson @_Caudiewatson

8 years ago

I think the worst thing thing about the raiders coming to KC is that the stadium probably smells like cheap cigarettes and BO for a week after the game.

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

.@CreedRusty has tried to take my underwear before

christian watson @_Caudiewatson

8 years ago

I think the worst thing thing about the raiders coming to KC is that the stadium probably smells like cheap cigarettes and BO for a week after the game.

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

Muffins are just an excuse to eat cake for breakfast

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

Guys I forgot I had a drug test tomorrow. Can someone help me study for it?

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

This really should be the cover of @AARP magazine

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

@BradleyDowell Wait, so what I’ve believed for my entire life isn’t true?

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

Ohhhhh, is pee what the “p” in “pH balance” stands for?

HBO @HBO

8 years ago

The average swimming pool has 8 gallons of urine in it. HBO has over 300 movies. Choose wisely.

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8 years ago

@ChrisSheputis

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

@ChrisSheputis Why don’t you ask the deer?

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

Babe Ruth is the Barry Bonds of baseball

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Freako's Cortex @freakoscortex

8 years ago

Between the tears my nephew continued to eat Jeremy. He may have been a little traumatized, but I think the tears were of joy since he continued to eat his friend.