Free Raps @freeraps
Raps. 100% free. All the time. greatmomentsininternethistory.com Rhymesberf, New Hampshore Joined November 2009-
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Dyed hairs, litter the floor/Of my recalled Toyota that is out of control
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Digital Bible/Shit's gone viral/Weekends in Boise with a sawed-off rifle
DVDs on ice, champagne in the Sony/You ain't gotta cook, girl, I made macaroni
$200 in Chili's gift cards/She can even get an appetizer with that kind of money
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Lotions, oil, sex in the breakroom/Of a children's hospital, what have we done?
Salad bar hoes got platinum credit/Another $12 sandwich from the makers of Reddit
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Bloodlines of the Holy Grail/Baloney boat squirrels can't deliver my mail
We got tracks and beats and shoes that Tweet/Nobody told that Domino's still sells queefs
Make, messy/Donuts, on the/Forehead, of the/Guy, at Stucky's. Break, hammers/On, the forehead/Of, the maker/Of, the donuts.
10, 20, 30, 40/Dunkin' over midgets like they got me on shore leave
Orchestra HITS/Dinosaur SHITS/My baby took te SAT and scored a bag pills/Taser in the face of the Buffalo Bills
Wheat Thins & cocaine (so delicious)/Gravy on a train (on the Sabbath)/Xylophone mermaid (it's on Reddit)/Lettuce in the rain (on a moped)
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