madeleine @frogmath
female chauvinist chicago Joined April 2020-
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BREAKING NEWS | 🚨 Singer songwriter Joni Mitchell has been eaten by a pelican.
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having to explain how percentiles work to my coworker with a doctorate
this is what full time employment does to your brain
64 degrees out i can finally start dressing like summer finn at work
last night we let the squid games talk 🗣️
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There is genuinely nothing like libtarding out with your coworker over the news… it’s so indulgent and sinful
every time i see a pigeon when i don’t have birdseed on me it feels like i’m ignoring a starving child
being inside the brandy melville store lowkey feels like going to a klan meeting
playing with my slime on the clock. haters said it wasn’t possible
my dear relatives i visited while back home…..
coming home after a long day to my bed full of crumbs and dirt
day 3 of being too sick to go in to work i hit that claritin benadryl iced coffee combo and microsoft excelled for 9 hours… i feel i am becoming one with the spreadsheet
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DONT fuck with the stack
you know the fit is fire when random old people come up to you and go “aren’t you cold?!?”
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