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FTHComedy @fthcomedy

A place of comedy. Show every Thursday at Poco Bar, 8PM. Free. Videos, standup, and raffle prizes. We treat you right. Stop by. fthcomedy.com NY, NY Joined November 2012
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FTHComedy @fthcomedy

11 years ago

"We write more and say less than any other civilization but we have the Apple Watch, so..." @harrisoncomedy

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FTHComedy @fthcomedy

11 years ago

All of the following tweets are quotes from tonight's show. If you don't get them, it's because you're dumb and you weren't here.

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FTHComedy @fthcomedy

11 years ago

"My vagina has a Hitler mustache. Hard for my Jewish lover. But it's not like Hitler. I've only killed 6 mil. potential Jews." -@alisonklemp

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FTHComedy @fthcomedy

11 years ago

It's early so....just come to the show, ok? It's always good and you know it.

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FTHComedy @fthcomedy

11 years ago

It's early so...just come to the show tonight?'c ok? You know the deal. 8pm, but we really start at 8:30, @PocoNYC.

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Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne

11 years ago

We have some leftover helium. instagram.com/p/7gHq2urn3T/

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Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne

11 years ago

Oh God. None of the GOP candidates are actually going to be president, right? I haven't figured out how to stock up on abortions yet.

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Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne

11 years ago

The future's a pansexual, multiracial, gender-bending, bilingual, cold brewed orgy & if you don't like it, don't worry. You're not invited.

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Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne

11 years ago

As tourists flocked to it, the Times Square McDonald's blasted @Hozier's "Take Me to Church". I laughed and cried. NYC is a tricky bitch.

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Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne

11 years ago

What do I have to do to replace every hand dryer with paper towels? Plant a tree? Give an environmentalist an invigorating handjob?

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Lawrence DeLoach @LZD325

11 years ago

It's like God put me on earth at this time to be blessed with the Trappings of the Trappers

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Lawrence DeLoach @LZD325

11 years ago

My boy texted me that his goal for tonight is to have a one night stand with a blonde chick.. My goal for tonight is to eat chicken fingers

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Lawrence DeLoach @LZD325

11 years ago

Been off Twitter cause I've been too busy arguing with people on Facebook and Instagram

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Cassidy Kirch @cassidykirch

11 years ago

I'm super not comfortable with the way my landlord calls all cats "pussy cats". Is that something 311 will deal with or do I get a lawyer?

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Cassidy Kirch @cassidykirch

11 years ago

If any one of you ever brings margarine into my house you're dead to me.

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Cassidy Kirch @cassidykirch

11 years ago

Super hot mom at this play date but she's wearing white pants after Labor Day so I still get to be better than her.

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Brian Babylon @brianbabylon

11 years ago

My first time acting on TV is tonight! Inside @amyschumer on @ComedyCentral

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Brian Babylon @brianbabylon

11 years ago

AMURICA FANCY AS FUCK!

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Brian Babylon @brianbabylon

11 years ago

@hannibalburess golf cart Italian Job driving and talking about @WhyHannibal Bird Game is so real right now.

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The Moth @TheMoth

11 years ago

"I got busted by my mom & dad with $4,700 cash in a zip-up pullover jacket." @brianbabylon itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

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