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Try walking round Parliament sq with a sign saying “ Shoot Gove - the wee podgy white bastard” and see how soon you find out what prison porridge tastes like. They really do think we are stupid. theguardian.com/politics/live/…
See the Community Notes. Desperate @Conservatives tell lies. Blatantly. Shamelessly. @AngelaRayner was right. @RishiSunak @RicHolden
See the Community Notes. Desperate @Conservatives tell lies. Blatantly. Shamelessly. @AngelaRayner was right. @RishiSunak @RicHolden
60 year old man who's lived in the UK since he was 5, goes to Jamaica for a funeral. Upon his return he can't get in the UK because of the hostile environment. He then commits suicide. That's Theresa May's legacy. @mrjamesob
Happy 200th birthday to the #RNLI #RNLI200 @peter_levy
Absolutely right... I've never forgotten what Bill Bryson had to say about the RNLI.
Absolutely right... I've never forgotten what Bill Bryson had to say about the RNLI. https://t.co/g4lERngrrS
A below inflation 2% uplift for NHS primary care which completes 30 million appts / month and is on its knees, while Rwanda policy set to cost at least £400 million and has yet to handle even one a person a month. 🤦♂️
He was a good friend. And a genius
Looking back six years to the #beastfromtheEast #lincolnshire @bbcweather @looknorthBBC @kerriegosneyTV #snow
@glynhuskisson1 @CUH_NHS @cv_cev @Jane45665825 The Royal College of Emergency Medicine report published today is calling for change
Looks like I’m on combat bull💩duties today. Bring it on- I’m strong enough to take on those that seek to divide and ratchet up hatred by stoking culture wars for political ends. Both my grandfather served in our armed forces to fight bigotry and for the values of freedom,…
The Six Bob Knob, 30p Lee, LeeAnderthal Man. A disgrace to politics but fully representative of today's Tory / UKIP / BNP / England First views & policies! Don't share this picture...he hates it! #30pLee
A reminder that Lee Anderson was kicked out of Labour for racism in 2018. By 2019 he was a Tory MP.
Israel has killed over 11,500 Palestinian children in Gaza and the West Bank since October 7th, when 36 Israeli children were killed. It’s impossible to imagine that number. This is what it looks like. A line 5km long. (Location: Bournemouth Beach)
Investigate what exactly, @TravelodgeUK? A booking was made specifically for an accessible room and the lift to the floor that room is on is broken. Not sure you need to 'investigate' to deduce what the issue might be.
Investigate what exactly, @TravelodgeUK? A booking was made specifically for an accessible room and the lift to the floor that room is on is broken. Not sure you need to 'investigate' to deduce what the issue might be.
🙄🍌🙄🍌🙄🍌🙄🍌 Apparently 12% of our DNA is shared with bananas. Unless you are a Tory MP, in which case the stat is more like 88% #toryMP #braverman #toryMP #ConservativeParty
Did we have so many hateful racist right-wing loons before 2016? We seem awash with them atm
Suella Braverman warns ‘Islamists and anti-Semites are now in charge' of UK Says the woman who did nothing in the Home Office for 15 months #ToriesOut596 #SunakOut486 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered #UnitedAgainstTheTories #Starmer4PM express.co.uk/news/politics/…
Me and my friend. Three months out from catching covid ~ still having days when I have to rest. Thank goodness we were vaccinated. Please do NOT bother me with your conspiracy crap. Not interested. ♥️🙏to all #longcovid sufferers.
Spoke to immunology yesterday. They told me they have some immunocompromised patients who still haven't cleared the 2020 initial strain of Covid. Basically mutation factory hosts who have been suffering for years 🙁
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Another Brexit Gift New Brexit checks to cost UK business £2bn and fuel inflation, That wasn't on the side of the red bus. Once UK was in the biggest trading bloc and had a veto, now it scavenges for trade deals. Rejoin the EU, or the single market. theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
Rishi Sunak is sending shoplifters, homeless people and protestors to jail. But not Michelle Mone, Paula Vennells, Lord Ashcroft or Lord Bamford. The real criminals are rewarded, while the desperate and those seeking to stop him are jailed.
They don’t invest in Healthcare because they want you to die before retirement. They don’t invest in preventing sewage because they are happy to destroy the environment. They don’t invest, because it’s more profitable to steal.
John Craven is probably the nicest, kindest and most supportive colleague I’ve ever had working in telly. And sticking his neck out for other people like this, at risk of the tiresomely predictable backlash, is classic him.
Non-white people are made to feel unwelcome in the British countryside, the BBC broadcaster John Craven has claimed ⬇️ thetimes.co.uk/article/countr…
@Duffycaramole Sithee lass nowt to worry abart we are a friendly bunch us tykes
@funkiafan Hi, thank you, it was a lovely afternoon.... felt like spring!
Busy #bees in the #garden today #mild #loveukweather
🦠 People across the country, myself included, continue to suffer with the lasting effects of long Covid. 🤝 Government must ensure there are accessible routes back to employment, and give employers the tools they need to make workplaces safe for all.
I wanted this plant out so I put it on the local freebay, offering it to anyone who'd dig it out. A very nice man came at precisely the time he said he would, took this and several other plants for his garden & left me space to put my plants. Win-win all round.
This week Mr Pip has barked at The Old Testament The New Testament Testaments generally What the Tories have done to the NHS Everything Ryan Reynolds ever did that isn't Deadpool Bloemfontein Ptarmigans That lady eating a Cadburys flake Capybaras and Pitlochry.
Try walking round Parliament sq with a sign saying “ Shoot Gove - the wee podgy white bastard” and see how soon you find out what prison porridge tastes like. They really do think we are stupid. theguardian.com/politics/live/…
See the Community Notes. Desperate @Conservatives tell lies. Blatantly. Shamelessly. @AngelaRayner was right. @RishiSunak @RicHolden
60 year old man who's lived in the UK since he was 5, goes to Jamaica for a funeral. Upon his return he can't get in the UK because of the hostile environment. He then commits suicide. That's Theresa May's legacy. @mrjamesob
Repeat of yesterday here today so far foggy, misty and murky. However it turned out brighter later so fingers crossed for today! #loveukweather #midlincs
The seed heads in the garden are soggy after a morning of rain but the #goldfinches don't seem to mind #BirdTwitter #loveukweather #RSPB
Happy 200th birthday to the #RNLI #RNLI200 @peter_levy
If you're wondering why I'm trending on 'X' today, it's not because I've died.
@MrsHSSmith Indeed. Although I do sometimes wonder exactly how many of those claiming to have made donations have ever actually donated a penny...
@zodiacbanana @AngiePedley I completely understand your sentiments. But as I understand it, the @RNLI has always resisted government funding, on the grounds that it would bring with it a potential element of government control - which they absolutely do not want, whatever party is in power...