Paul Cowan @funkwit
Melbourne⇒Sydney, HoE @ Big Picture Medical, ex-Google/Airtasker (though not speaking officially for ANY of them, duh, what is wrong with you?). He/him. Sydney, Australia Joined January 2008-
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@freepebble1 @hasumpstuffedup @RalphyHeraldSun And the most obvious 50m in history not paid for Howe against Bramble, and multiple Bulldogs throws so obvious that even the room-temp IQ commentators were laughing at them. Calm down champ, Bulldogs can't complain about the umpiring at all. It's just Bevo's hobby.
@uncanny_eli Not related to the topic but I maintain that "Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood" is the greatest line in the history of comedy and I quote it at least once a week.
This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
@kennyholtz @BrianNorgard @gkamstra Like... Greenland?
@The_Traveler333 @BestMovieMom She was 24. Reading comprehension is perhaps not Sir's strong suit.
@jimifloydrix @AskMichaelTaiwo No, I mean coasting in preliminary games, before your spot is assured. With a structure like this, a team guaranteed to make R32 might be incentivised to play a "B-team" or rest in their last group/seeding game because they'd have an easier run being seeded (e.g.) 5th than 1st
@jimifloydrix @AskMichaelTaiwo Biggest issue with this (besides labelling R32 as R16 etc): better teams face harder opposition (e.g. 1st must play 17th, while weaker 9th gets 25th). You want to reward the higher finisher with the easier run, which reduces chance of incentives to "coast" once spot secured.
It is truly the age of AI something something
@mrtonymartin @HaemAus I choose to believe that every time you get a venesection done you yell NOT WITH THE GOOD SCISSORS.
@Dante1141709 @hell_line0 Imagine being such a fucking idiot in public. Bravo.
I don't post much here, I know, and I never shill for people. But Claire Stapleton is one of the most delightful people to have ever passed through Google employment, and commands the English language like no one else. This is going to be a TREAT, I'm certain of it.
hello x--just dropping into the famously calm, nourishing discourse here to say my book is out this summer. drama, death, executives, and mass revolt--with light romp energy--inside google. info + preorders below. love and light to all :)
@_thekennyshow @hasumpstuffedup @peteguley @philschultz11 @Upthemightypies How is this a bad take from @hasumpstuffedup ? He's explaining the rule and what the umpires are instructed. He didn't write the rule, and possibly doesn't even like it for all we know. If you think the rule sucks, that's the AFL's fault, it's not a "bad take" from him.
@Jeffersek6g @DomCometti So to be clear - if your daughter or sister or mum was (let's say) sexually assaulted in the coal mines, you'd believe that 'comradeship' should take precedence and no-one should say anything. Fascinating character you are.
@Jeffersek6g @DomCometti Did a lot of war crimes in the coal mines did we?
@EsdaileTon53863 @TheHarrisSultan @DrewPavlou I would have gone with "Note to SAS troops don't commit war crimes" but you do you mate
@JdubAndrew @Math_files The difficulty of proof isn't in proving that it will tend to TREND downwards. The difficulty is showing that there can never ever be a loop. One counterexample of a loop (A-B-C-...-A) would disprove, and your observation (though astute) does nothing to show that.
@aakashgupta "Google Assistant [was] trained on General American and Received Pronunciation English." This is simply untrue. Assistant was absolutely trained on Australian English specifically. I know because I was part of the training data and spent many hours providing samples.
@HestonChurchill @SSharkansky @Math_files I just regret my chosen example, because the reverse (increasingly long sequences of 0s, separated by single 1s, is the much more elegant 0.101001000100001 which is the infinite sum of 1/(10^1) + 1/(10^3) + 1/(10^6) + 1/(10^10) + ... which I think we can ask agree is much nicer!
@HestonChurchill @SSharkansky @Math_files Extremely silly but clear counterexample: 0.01011011101111011111... (that is, a number whose decimal representation is a sequence of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... ones each separated by a single zero) is an irrational number but won't contain any sequence of two zeroes!
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