lyss @garbagelyss

one time I ate a bagel Portland, OR Joined November 2011

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lyss @garbagelyss

5 years ago

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5 years ago

@smoothiechamp That’s really impressive I can barely crochet a beanie in two days 🤣

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lyss @garbagelyss

5 years ago

Saw a tow truck company called “retriever towing” and I’m just disappointed because there was no golden retriever as their mascot or logo. Just plain ol’ “retriever towing” :/

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It’s SO hard to remain professional when patients ask me if I like my job and if I’m being taken care of by my company during the pandemic. I always respond, “yeah I’m learning a lot about medicine!” Aka learning about how fucked up the system is #healthcareworker #futurenurse

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lyss @garbagelyss

5 years ago

So was this thread was directed towards me or

ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot

5 years ago

Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, love reading - You’re coming into a period where there seems to be a lot of forward movement in your love life. For a while, you have been focused learning to love yourself more, to accept healthy love, and feeling more confident in yourself.

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🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU

5 years ago

Avoiding conflict ruins relationships. The issues you have won’t go away. They'll only come back stronger, when you least want them to. Conflict avoidance is a trauma response deriving from a childhood in which conflict led to abuse. Heal so you can speak up and nurture intimacy.

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Reggae Banana @holadamilola

5 years ago

We’re on our own y’all. We have been for a while. Everybody just do your best and be as kind as you can. The government won’t be the one to help. Communities will save the day

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♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri

5 years ago

everybody fucks up; nobody is perfect. but not everyone takes accountability & wants to face what they’ve done. and that’s the issue.

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lyss @garbagelyss

5 years ago

@LilyLazor18 Look at that FACE 😭🥺 I hope you keep the name too

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🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU

5 years ago

You don't have to tolerate people who treat you poorly. But you do have to stop fighting for a relationship when you're standing in the ring alone.

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NPR @NPR

5 years ago

BREAKING: Michelle Wu has won Boston's mayoral race, breaking a 199-year streak of white, male city leaders to become the city's first woman and first person of color elected to the post. n.pr/3CHWmBY

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lyss @garbagelyss

5 years ago

Honestly congrats to anyone who goes out to begin with. Went out the other night and thought about my couch and a burrito the whole time

michaela okland @MichaelaOkla

5 years ago

Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though

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lyss @garbagelyss

5 years ago

Portland drivers love to drive 45mph on the freeways and the city loves to have speed limits of 30mph on highways

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5 years ago

@tubbbutter Dude hell yeah!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!

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5 years ago

My partner: “hey babe should I throw you a surprise bday party” Me: “well, now it won’t be much of a surprise then will it?” *long pause* My partner: “so what day should we have your surprise bday party” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️