Garganium @garganium

Joined February 2017

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Garganium @garganium

2 months ago

sick of shitters who grind and overlevel their starters weighing in on pokemon's mechanics

𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥 🍵 @temp6t

2 months ago

how 10 year old me saw any non attacking move in pokemon

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Garganium @garganium

2 months ago

@EPM106 dragon. dance.

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Garganium @garganium

2 months ago

@CrueltyCanadian 1 100% accuracy SpDef drop move + 2 fire blasts will outperform 3 fire blasts damage wise, you'll save your limited 5-8 fire blast pp, and you'll not be tempting fate to miss

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effectfully @effectfully

3 months ago

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

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@parakeetnebula rate of learning for all mammals. It's probably the best gift to humanity I can think of in the age of information, plus the funny addition that coyotes, rats, and all sorts of critters are a bigger pain to deal with than before

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Garganium @garganium

4 months ago

@BenboQuest I'm glad people are coming to realize Outer Wilds is mid

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Garganium @garganium

5 months ago

@Teslimatttt Cecil, Conquest /w sonic control implant, Isotope, and Space Racer. Have Conquest fight Thragg while Isotope keeps Space Racer out of danger and taking pot shots at Thragg.

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Garganium @garganium

6 months ago

@WaterMuseum_ Do not make big Jeezy the lure, not because it's blasphemous, but because he should be the bobber instead.

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Garganium @garganium

6 months ago

@KeslerRosa36026 @z1papq Counterpoint: Dolores Haze, the original loli, is in the hebe age range.

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Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge

11 months ago

The Chen fandom is dying retweet if you're a real chenhead

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Garganium @garganium

11 months ago

@uncle_deluge I think it's worthwhile considering Jesus to be a transman (but not in the transgender sense)

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Garganium @garganium

11 months ago

@rob_mcrobberson Wait, do these come with the bulge? Asking for a friend.

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Garganium @garganium

11 months ago

@xwanyex I hoping you are using unironically incorrectly here.

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Garganium @garganium

11 months ago

@_abbie_watson_ @selentelechia Boosting this because all the other comments are wrong. If you want to make biscuits and gravy, you need a roux.

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe

11 months ago

I feel uncomfortable around short people what if I wanna lick their head

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Dissproportionately @dissproportion

11 months ago

Tell me what The Vitamin for you was. Tell me what it was for small parts of your life if you don’t have one big Vitamin. For me, it was sleep. For my sleep? The Vitamin is Benadryl or Unisom. I’m not fighting it anymore.

sympathetic opposition @sympatheticopp

11 months ago

creatine is weirdly hard to ecplain. the best thing i can say is that to me, creatine is The Vitamin

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Garganium @garganium

11 months ago

@dissproportion Magnesium glycinate cleared up my sleep issues and leg cramps

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Garganium @garganium

12 months ago

@tmddyan2 Horses are a domesticated animal that don't walk on concrete or carry adult men on their backs in the wild.

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Garganium @garganium

12 months ago

@dinkeigh @dyingscribe I'm here as a PSA that I recently bought a can of Zyns on a whims and my first 6 made me feel like I was going to throw up for half an hour