Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

Rangers, Cowboys, MMA, sarcasm, heavy metal, stand-up comedians, puppies, socially conservative, morally flexible, a walking contradiction, & sotally tober Texas, USA Joined March 2016

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Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

6 months ago

If anyone questions whether “So far away” by @TheOfficialA7X Avenged Sevenfold @GuitarGuyHaner isn’t the millennial “November Rain”, you’re wearing a football helmet and definitely eat popsicles upside down… also lick windows

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Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

a year ago

I’m her gynecologist and I appreciate this message

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Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD

a year ago

It’s not Left vs. Right anymore. It’s people who love America vs. Democrats.

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Ted Nugent @TedNugent

a year ago

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Dan Hollaway @DanHollaway

a year ago

Anyone who puts anything in front of American isn’t American. _______-American = GTFO.

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Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

a year ago

Did I just watch a skinny white Canadian girl just smoke a whole heat of black girls in the 100 meter race? Holy smokes! She had a rocket up her butt or had Taco Bell earlier in the day was farting straight fire

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Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

a year ago

You know why I love the Olympics? It’s because an athlete gets to wear their country’s flag and compete. It’s bulls on parade! And when they medal! And get to hear their national anthem… the entire country and world is with them. LeBron sit down for that you dick

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Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

a year ago

Has anyone ever heard of the air pistol event in the Olympics? The analyst kept calling them athletes. Ma’am, I’m sorry but if I do the sport while sitting on the toilet… it’s not an athletic sport

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Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

a year ago

Canoeing is an Olympic sport?!?!? Well sign me up for sitting on the couch and watching sports while farting all day… is that a sport too?!?

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Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7

a year ago

JD Vance sounds like Dan Aykroyd from Tommy Boy…. We build car parts for American people

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Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA

2 years ago

10 Signs You Might Be The Bad Guys. if you: -Kill babies -Rape your victims -Take hostage -Burn people alive -Execute infants in their car seats -Cut off human heads -Torture of anyone -Torturing in front of family members -Targeting civilians -Use hostages as shield.

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Joey Mannarino 🇺🇸 @JoeyMannarinoUS

2 years ago

Joe Biden can go fuck himself. Kamala Harris can go fuck herself. Anthony Fauci can go fuck himself. Greta Thunberg can go fuck herself. Dylan Mulvaney can go fuck itself. Elizabeth Warren can go fuck herself. Ilhan Omar can go fuck herself, if she’s able to do that. John…

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Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer

2 years ago

After I vote for President Trump in the primary and the General in 2024, I’m leaving the Republican Party. I hate the Republican Party to be honest. None of the elected Republicans are doing anything to fight for President Trump. And when I leave the party, so will everyone…