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There has always been ridiculous stuff in wrestling. The difference between then and now is back then they still treated the ridiculous stuff like it was as serious as everything else on the show. Now everyone has to wink and nod & make sure you know "I don't believe this stuff"
Bugs Bunny, “Space Jam” (1996)
Bugs Bunny, “Space Jam” (1996)
I Thlammed My Penix in the Car Door retweeted
if AEW was founded solely to get Kenny Omega some official fighting game merch with his likeness on it and nothing else i think the whole thing was worth it
Oh, Zaslav absolutely could, and probably will, make that sort of bad executive decision. Do not underestimate his ability to be that much of a fuck up.
Oh, Zaslav absolutely could, and probably will, make that sort of bad executive decision. Do not underestimate his ability to be that much of a fuck up.
Hell is far too kind a fate for you people.
Hell is far too kind a fate for you people.
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I Thlammed My Penix in the Car Door retweeted
They finally did the long-rumored Space Jam sequel with LeBron a few years ago and it was fucking terrible and everyone immediately forgot about it and the only thing it has resembling a legacy is Daffy Duck thlamming his penith in the car door.
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💙🤎 Hourly Quag .. @hourlyquagsire
4K Followers 39 Following Hourly Quagsire & Clodsire content! ☆ Sources in the carrd below ☆ Submissions welcome! ☆ RTs are manual and done by mod ☆ ( • ‿︵‿ • )There has always been ridiculous stuff in wrestling. The difference between then and now is back then they still treated the ridiculous stuff like it was as serious as everything else on the show. Now everyone has to wink and nod & make sure you know "I don't believe this stuff"
if AEW was founded solely to get Kenny Omega some official fighting game merch with his likeness on it and nothing else i think the whole thing was worth it
They finally did the long-rumored Space Jam sequel with LeBron a few years ago and it was fucking terrible and everyone immediately forgot about it and the only thing it has resembling a legacy is Daffy Duck thlamming his penith in the car door.
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@gettinmelt I mean, Vince respected Jerry enough for him to book the WWF if he went up river for selling roids.
Friedman's shoulder wouldn't heal/Cole's ankle is full of steel/Kenny's guts are full of pus/Darby Allin hit by bus WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE f4wonline.com/news/aew/aews-…
@NotDrDeath Kurt’s spring and summer 2001 included a killer 3 PPV series with [REDACTED], a deathmatch with Shane McMahon, and putting on one of the all time babyface performances against Austin
this is a good line that would have been a lot better if he never signed ric flair. just saying is all
Tony Khan just referred to WWE as the “Harvey Weinstein of pro wrestling” in an interview on the NFL Network. Not joking.
Keep AOC & the fraud squad, Jamaal Bowman & the rest of these politicians out of the encampments. The last thing that’s needed is counterinsurgency which serves only to de-radicalize movement work.
And they say the business is dead.
This is amazing.
Alright this is very funny
Dear everyone that was gonna get a tattoo if this happened:
fuck yes lmao
Kayfabe ain’t dead
Don’t get me wrong,I’ll never interact with any of you complete delusional goofs. Never.
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