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easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.
Sharon logging into the Osbourne family PC to craft this.
People cheat because they're cheaters... Not because you can't cook, or you didn't give enough sex, or you got into an argument... There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating.
People cheat because they're cheaters... Not because you can't cook, or you didn't give enough sex, or you got into an argument... There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating.
telling a pregnant woman to show up with her bladder “as full as possible” and then forcing me to wait an hour in the waiting room should be a crime
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If u cheat on someone who's currently carrying your children you should be publicly beaten by the local community
If u cheat on someone who's currently carrying your children you should be publicly beaten by the local community
A woman never forgets a man’s actions during pregnancy.
can’t believe in just 13 weeks i get to meet my lil bubba🥹🤍
I knew what was coming but still laughed my head off. Fantastic.
I knew what was coming but still laughed my head off. Fantastic.
potatoes the best thing to happen to this world..
potatoes the best thing to happen to this world..
your nose ring is really apart of you. i can’t explain it, but if you have one you get it. especially if you’ve had one for years lmao.
i luv potatoes sm, tht shit makes me emotional
When the ice cream van comes in the street and your maw says there's choc ices in the freezer
When the ice cream van comes in the street and your maw says there's choc ices in the freezer
to the person behind me with LED headlights
ghosting people when my mental health is fucked up
ghosting people when my mental health is fucked up
i want my child’s first thought to always be “I have to tell my mom” instead of being scared of how i'll react
The process of cheating is too long to be a mistake
The process of cheating is too long to be a mistake
understand this — you can sound confident and have anxiety. you can look healthy but feel like shit. you can look happy and be miserable inside. you can be good looking and feel ugly. so be kind, because every person is fighting a battle you know nothing about
I can’t believe what I’m seeing. This is the government.
I can’t believe what I’m seeing. This is the government.
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one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
Wishing I had done this actually, Stevie
@babystorme_ you became best friends with your high school bully?
Holy crap had to pay for plane wifi just to post this. On my way home from Texas and look who’s on my flight LOL, you can’t make this up. Was insane meeting him 😭
Got to the stadium. Had 2 tickets. Travelled up here on my own. Collected my tickets. Walked outside and see one 13yr old kid hovering outside the stadium by himself. I said to the kid what you doing you going to the game. He said na his just walking about. I said ok do you want…
@babystorme_ you are willing to do anything for fame its so embarrassing and desperate
If ye don’t get a shower everyday, ye a dirty twat at the end of the day
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
its been two years since i watched squid game and i’m still trying to make sense of the red hair
If you feel sad remember this dog owns a shop in Tokyo
This would be amazing for cooking videos.
Well bitch you needa stay home and figure it out
i didn’t even know it could get this bad
baby that's Miley Stewart omfg
🚨 Miley Cyrus rocks new hair in LA today 👀
Imagine Americans trying to out drink brits
I’m not exaggerating when i say that this is the most beautiful song ever made for a film and should’ve won an oscar
11 years ago, lana del rey released ‘young and beautiful’. lives were changed.
Grass can cause a baby to experience sensory overload.
@bennyjohnson I don’t even like him and I would’ve helped HIM . He waited a minute too long
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