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Mcnobody @ginge337

Just ask! Birmingham, England Joined November 2013
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Wanted⌘ @thexxwanted

11 years ago

I don't just flirt with disaster. I give it an orgasm.

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bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424

11 years ago

*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this

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Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus

14 years ago

I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.

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Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls

11 years ago

Everything went according to a plan I didn't have.

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Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5

11 years ago

I think I just pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store.

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Trevor S @trevso_electric

11 years ago

Look what you did to the English language. Now someone can say, "I'm literally dying," and everyone thinks they're having an amazing time.

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jericho larson @jericho_lah

11 years ago

Oh great, here I go again with Whitesnake references.

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KING RAINHEAD @KingRainhead

12 years ago

5 years ago, I asked this beautiful woman if she would go to dinner with me. Last spring, I asked her to be my wife. Both times she said no

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Mcnobody @ginge337

11 years ago

@sashasexual Dont we all!

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chris @moparman744

11 years ago

Snacking or full blown meal 😏

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phone home @summers_sonny

12 years ago

I have a feeling that, if we could spend some time together, we'd never even think about checking our phones.

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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo

12 years ago

I'm a stand up guy if you're a bend over gal.

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Jillian @breatheandlove

12 years ago

If you're lucky enough to meet the one person you connect with perfectly on every level…forget everything you think you know about anything.

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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓇 𝕏 @1_swarthy_dude

11 years ago

Wife:[relaxing on carpet] "Stop fantasying about my death!" Me:[outlining her in chalk] "I don't know what you're talking about?"

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Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl

11 years ago

there's an awful lot of fucking you going on around here.

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