👩💻🧙♀️ Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson (5x💉) @girlgerms
SecOps Witch🔮Lego zealot & Blizzard tragic💜Mum of @lilgirlgerms💜Provider of sarcasm & profanity💜she/her💜@[email protected]💜Views ALL MINE linktr.ee/girlgerms Turrbal/Meanjin #AlwaysWas Joined November 2008-
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When someone talks about 'burn out' in a meeting and you almost burst into tears... Yeah, that's not a good sign.
Wheeeee - "Please make an appointment to see Neurology, on request of your specialist" 🤦♀️ Nerve conduction study, apparently.
Being me is far easier than trying to be someone else to please other people. You either like me or loathe me - and I'm actually okay with that 💜
I was always terrified of Mr GirlGerms riding and I'm so grateful that he doesn't anymore.
I was always terrified of Mr GirlGerms riding and I'm so grateful that he doesn't anymore.
Hey. So... Anyone else have the "I'm doing too many of the things!" and "I'm not doing enough things!" thoughts simultaneously? Trying to work out if a) either of them are right or b) I'm just losing my mind.
Here, I write you a plain English privacy policy. “Oh, we are *totally* not tracking you. Pinky swear!”
make 👏 risk 👏 sexy 👏 again
Slept for 12 hours - still feel like shit.
Hi. As someone with extreme anxiety, having you CONSTANTLY. MESSAGE. ME. on LinkedIn after I add you ON YOUR REQUEST is a sure-fire way to get me to remove you and probably block you. I'm sure you're an awesome human, but...no. Just, so much no.
Mag-nificent news for bird nerds! We're excited to release the world's first magpie translator app. MagpieTranslate allows you to translate hundreds of common phrases between English and Magpie. Just type, write, or speak into the app. Start translating: spr.ly/6018Zb5ko
It's happened. I was just called 'bruh'. SHE'S SIX. ...I feel old.
The warm fuzzy feeling you get when a customer says "This is the best engagement we've ever had." 🥹🥰
Anyone else's brain look at a notification on their phone, KNOW what it's about and immediately go "Nope, nuh-uh, not today, not touching it" and pretends they never saw it and ignores it...perpetually? ...no? Just me? I hope it's not just me...
It's 4 am, I'm wide awake lying in bed with a tissue shoved up my nose because yet again (for the hundredth-ish time this week) my nose is bleeding. GP tomorrow to hopefully (🤞) get this shit sorted, because fucking hell I'm tired of putting tissues up my nose...
Same. Face blindness woooooo!
Nothing says that your management "gets you" like having your own M2 create a graphic of you in Lego form. Thankyou @JonathanWade - this is seriously the coolest image of me. 💜
I *LOVE* this. I also love that it reminded Richard of me. Can't *possibly* think why... 😏
I *LOVE* this. I also love that it reminded Richard of me. Can't *possibly* think why... 😏
I WANT A MIMIC! 😍
Ned Pyle @NerdPyle
28K Followers 982 Following Principal PM. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from SMB, SR, SMS, DFSR, & AD. Or not. I'm me, not my employer. Be anti-racist
Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK
54K Followers 5K Following Cyber Security - Partner @redgoatcyber - Climber / Caver. she/her
Lina @d0rkph0enix
32K Followers 10K Following Palo Alto Networks, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, dork. Cars, vidya games, general cooking are my jam. Chiefs devotee. #SecKC
snipe ★☆☆☆☆.. @snipeyhead
39K Followers 18K Following CEO of Grokability, lead dev @snipeitapp. #FOSS #infosec #appsec. Fuck Phony Stark. 🐘: @[email protected] 🌎: https://t.co/mmLDifOkdw 🌎: https://t.co/8JU0jeMmKM
ᴉpᴉǝH 🐐💕 @summer__heidi
13K Followers 2K Following infosec! personal account. views are that of rustic australian countryside. nothing is an endorsement. for educational purposes only.
Sherrod DeGrippo 🦓 @sherrod_im
31K Followers 7K Following Strawberry Tempest. Weird security voyeur. Vibe merchant. CISO of your heart. Official USPS fan account. 🎉 Host of THE Microsoft Threat Intelligence Podcast.
Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO
54K Followers 2K Following I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
Steve Syfuhs @SteveSyfuhs
17K Followers 2K Following Windows and Authentication at Microsoft. Developer. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 @syfuhs.net on blue sky
Just Another Nerd @NicoleBeckwith
41K Followers 8K Following Manager, Threat Operations @kroger 🍓 Intel, Hunting, Detection Engineering, Insider Risk & Fraud. 💻 Fmr LE & DFIR for OH & Secret Service TF. ✝️ #FSD
bat 🦇 @mzbat
48K Followers 841 Following Founder, Sonar Security | consultant | overcommitted underachiever | formerly VMware, NASA, Apple | art, lego, board games, comics, sailboats | she ⛵️🦇
InfoSecSherpa @InfoSecSherpa
51K Followers 3K Following #Librarian turned #InformationSecurity professional. #Ginfosec originator. #Philly jawns. Evertonian ⚽️. Your guide up a mountain of information! 🏔️
Sonia Cuff @SoniaCuff
11K Followers 6K Following Infrastructure Advocacy Lead - Microsoft @ITOpsTalk , speaker, champion of IT Ops/IT Pros, #AzOps, from a LAN downunder, https://t.co/3qQR3rR4R2
Barry Dorrans @blowdart
26K Followers 1K Following language & fx security person at msft. Not speaking on behalf of Microsoft. Not here much at all because, well, everything
Girth Brooks @r0wdy_
17K Followers 1K Following
Smalls @bigendiansmalls
13K Followers 992 Following Mostly shit posts and Prince lyrics. Mainframe fanatic. He/Him.
Ashley - Serious Secu.. @Infosec_Taylor
44K Followers 2K Following I made a Mastodon account! @[email protected]
𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛�.. @brianwhelton
14K Followers 1K Following Network/Security chap, guitarist, cert junkie, F1 fan, festival, gig & conference attendee. I stroke cats & drink tea! All views are possibly mine...
Erin, 乇έ𝕜𝓼�.. @Erinfosec
5K Followers 2K Following Personal account of Information Security Practitioner | 🪧Live, Laugh, Look at my Meme collection
Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes
168K Followers 7K Following ICS DFIR @dragosinc, martial artist, marksman, humanist, Lvl14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF Ret. Tweet *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts mine. They/them
Teeshic @teeshic10308
1 Followers 190 Following
Be Disruptive @DisruptiveCLCTV
1K Followers 1K Following
Xose LP MSFT @XLPMSFT65
36 Followers 672 Following
Bambang Sutejo @888sutejo888s
7 Followers 80 Following
Hortense @hortenserothery
12 Followers 53 Following
THARINDIU DAMITH @tharidami
31 Followers 360 Following Cybersecurity Pro with Microsoft MCT, C|EH Master, C|HFI. Azure Solution & Cyber Security Architect. CTF Player. #infosec #cybersecurity #pentesting #azure
SOMEN DAS, Cybersecur.. @somen2u
132 Followers 803 Following DFIRent, DevS3cOps, 4d&4n6, Views are my own!
Dylan @DylanInfosec
201 Followers 461 Following ⚭ Husband to a beautiful badass 🧔🏻Dad to the most awesome 🏕️Nemophilist🍄 🕸️Infosec Engineer & DEaTH🕵🏻🧢 🏋️♂️Gym rat🐀| i whittle things🪵 𒉭 he/him
Andrew @astandup1
0 Followers 2 Following
JakubHomola @H_O_M_O_L_A
168 Followers 1K Following Dynamics 365 CRM Consultant | Power Platform Expert #PowerPlatform #PowerAutomate #Microsoft365 #Copilot #PowerPages https://t.co/60n510btPA
Tarik Oz @TarikOz36759043
1 Followers 304 Following
Rodriguez Kelly @RKelly29164
3 Followers 19 Following
TrapGeekDrip @geek_drip
332 Followers 4K Following
Terry Mitchell Smith @Terryms16559411
47 Followers 753 Following
Tuna fish @Tunafis19813220
95 Followers 750 Following
Raju @Rajubhai9229
47 Followers 1K Following
Tristan Gulyas 🖥 �.. @evilZardoz
626 Followers 833 Following MD of @RespawnLAN esports events, photographer, network engineer & WiFi guru, music fanatic, gamer, craft beer/whiskey, audiophile, ducks are awesome.🦆
EDYX @EmreEDYXhiai
75 Followers 637 Following
Honor 🍭 @HonorLeidy176
4 Followers 575 Following Sizzling hоt diva unraveling уоur dееpеst fantаsiеs
Tom Arbuthnot @tomarbuthnot
11K Followers 2K Following #MicrosoftTeams #Microsoft365 #copilot news insights and advice ▪ @EmpoweringCloud community, enablement, research ▪ @Pure_IP ▪ MCM/MVP ▪ https://t.co/zuwhklcwyo ▪
办证@诚信办理�.. @viticovargas01
9 Followers 380 Following 诚信办理各种证明，无房证明，未婚证明，无犯罪记录证明，存款证明，入职证明，离职证明 ，医院证明，请假条，病历本 ，工作证明，在校证明， 婚育证明，就业证明，收入证明，实习证明，学历证明，居住证明等 需要请加飞机✈️https://t.co/obvRskYgEo 全国包邮
Jeremy @weathermarknet
101 Followers 782 Following Net/Sysadmin, CISSP, photographer, kayaker, 3d printer, thinker, dreamer - quiet (but probably not one of the ones they warned you about... probably), he/him
Sourav Guha @SouravG_95
27 Followers 1K Following
R2-DD2 @split_ends_999
238 Followers 4K Following
Sethu Sundaramoorthy @runnersethu
112 Followers 1K Following Marathoner and Cyber/Application Security professional
Jason Borys @jasonborys
310 Followers 2K Following
Sean lvan @lvan_sean
119 Followers 294 Following I love God, Jesus & Holy Spirit, Family, Church, Worship, Mexican Food, Reading, NKJV Bible, NASB, AMP Bible, & TPT Bible.🚫 DM's!
princess pretty ♥�.. @Lydiajones72211
2K Followers 5K Following ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️just wanna have much fun now
Catalin Sarafoleanu @CSarafoleanu
267 Followers 4K Following Interested in scaling distributed systems and protocols, from MPLS/IP Networks to Blockchain based eco-systems, Lightning, sharding and Proof of stake.
Minhaj Mohammed @CyberMinhaj
49 Followers 277 Following Cybersecurity Incident Response Engineer @Microsoft.
stooze @stooze
1K Followers 4K Following Muso, IT dude, loving, luscious, serious, silly, sensational, sporty, rich in life, raunchy, raucous, well-read, looking for nothing but a connection with...
Abdelrahman Magdy @abder_aahman
496 Followers 4K Following
🎀ꀘꏂꋊ꒯ꏂ�.. @kendell_noah
1K Followers 4K Following 🎨🐾 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔶 𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔞𝔯𝔱. 🌈🎮 #furry #chibi #art #anime #artist #twitch #kickstreaming #trovolive
Kenne_ GFX_ { Twitch .. @GKenne2
220 Followers 4K Following Professional Graphic designer, Logo,3d modeler, Vtuber Artist, Mascot design, Animated work💕 MY COMMISSION OPEN. Twitch streamer STREAMING LOVER DM ME.
Jessica 💖( COMMISS.. @jessicajhon_9
280 Followers 4K Following My expertise relies on Anime art,Realistic art,Live2d models,furryart Commissions open ⭐ Animal lover, Love 🐈 #paidworkonly: Discord jessicajhon9
Moranaa_Skyy @Morana_Skyy
463 Followers 2K Following 🌟🎨 Concept Artist Extraordinaire 🎨🌟 Pronouns: she/her Discord: morana_skyy ✨✦
Brianna Makogon (she/.. @b_makogon
10 Followers 24 Following Working towards an accessible future || Communication Studies
Darius Parker @DariusPark25399
275 Followers 5K Following
MOBARK AHMED @THIS_IS_MOBARK
21 Followers 869 Following
Ned Pyle @NerdPyle
28K Followers 982 Following Principal PM. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from SMB, SR, SMS, DFSR, & AD. Or not. I'm me, not my employer. Be anti-racist
Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK
54K Followers 5K Following Cyber Security - Partner @redgoatcyber - Climber / Caver. she/her
Lina @d0rkph0enix
32K Followers 10K Following Palo Alto Networks, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, dork. Cars, vidya games, general cooking are my jam. Chiefs devotee. #SecKC
snipe ★☆☆☆☆.. @snipeyhead
39K Followers 18K Following CEO of Grokability, lead dev @snipeitapp. #FOSS #infosec #appsec. Fuck Phony Stark. 🐘: @[email protected] 🌎: https://t.co/mmLDifOkdw 🌎: https://t.co/8JU0jeMmKM
Jeffrey Snover @jsnover
63K Followers 1K Following Jeffrey Snover: Google Distinguished Engineer / PowerShell Inventor / Science geek.
ᴉpᴉǝH 🐐💕 @summer__heidi
13K Followers 2K Following infosec! personal account. views are that of rustic australian countryside. nothing is an endorsement. for educational purposes only.
Sherrod DeGrippo 🦓 @sherrod_im
31K Followers 7K Following Strawberry Tempest. Weird security voyeur. Vibe merchant. CISO of your heart. Official USPS fan account. 🎉 Host of THE Microsoft Threat Intelligence Podcast.
Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO
54K Followers 2K Following I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
Steve Syfuhs @SteveSyfuhs
17K Followers 2K Following Windows and Authentication at Microsoft. Developer. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 @syfuhs.net on blue sky
Just Another Nerd @NicoleBeckwith
41K Followers 8K Following Manager, Threat Operations @kroger 🍓 Intel, Hunting, Detection Engineering, Insider Risk & Fraud. 💻 Fmr LE & DFIR for OH & Secret Service TF. ✝️ #FSD
bat 🦇 @mzbat
48K Followers 841 Following Founder, Sonar Security | consultant | overcommitted underachiever | formerly VMware, NASA, Apple | art, lego, board games, comics, sailboats | she ⛵️🦇
InfoSecSherpa @InfoSecSherpa
51K Followers 3K Following #Librarian turned #InformationSecurity professional. #Ginfosec originator. #Philly jawns. Evertonian ⚽️. Your guide up a mountain of information! 🏔️
Sonia Cuff @SoniaCuff
11K Followers 6K Following Infrastructure Advocacy Lead - Microsoft @ITOpsTalk , speaker, champion of IT Ops/IT Pros, #AzOps, from a LAN downunder, https://t.co/3qQR3rR4R2
Barry Dorrans @blowdart
26K Followers 1K Following language & fx security person at msft. Not speaking on behalf of Microsoft. Not here much at all because, well, everything
Girth Brooks @r0wdy_
17K Followers 1K Following
cron mom @sophaskins
9K Followers 624 Following Sophie Haskins / ops witch / catmom to Awk and Sed / smalltown girl living in a lonely world / restoring workstations @ https://t.co/dM2U26XYuD
Smalls @bigendiansmalls
13K Followers 992 Following Mostly shit posts and Prince lyrics. Mainframe fanatic. He/Him.
Ashley - Serious Secu.. @Infosec_Taylor
44K Followers 2K Following I made a Mastodon account! @[email protected]
rand0h @dakacki
23K Followers 1K Following Dogfather / @WhoseSlide / DEF CON Goon / Alter Ego of @rand0hmized
Frances Haugen @FrancesHaugen
80K Followers 119 Following Advocate for accountability & transparency in social media | Signal 650-796-9723 | Iowan | Data Scientist | 🕵️♀️⛑🕊 | [email protected] for interviews
Andrew @ImperialXT
164 Followers 869 Following ☁️ wizard, Amateur Programmer, Loves Sarcasm, Anime, Manga. DnD. he/him
Kaya @sisterinferior
10K Followers 750 Following Spicy southern halfanese tsunami. Older than I look, younger than I feel. Catholic Gen-X gamer mom. 日本語OK！
waymon @obnoxious4n6
606 Followers 1K Following Senior Security Research Manager @Microsoft GHOST || tryin to navigate this cyber stuff || tweets == my own
TheAngryTech @TheAngryTech
60 Followers 191 Following Father of 3. Viking. Jedi. Gamer. DevOps. Cloud Technologies. Fixer of blinky lights.
Emei @its_emei
2K Followers 142 Following facts only love me not out now and my first headline tour is also on sale!
JaidenAnimations @JaidenAnimation
1.8M Followers 190 Following my twitter page | Art: #jaidenart :) banner by @fusenryo2
WeFlapsComics @WeFlapsComics
2K Followers 253 Following I'm an illustrator🎨✒️✏️✍️🏳️🌈 I have a cat named Coral (Brat)🐱 And I like noodles🍜🍝
Jessica McCabe @HowtoADHD
148K Followers 3K Following Building a toolbox of techniques for tackling ADHD. Learn to work with your brain, not against it 🙃 she/her
Dani Donovan 🎨 ADH.. @danidonovan
138K Followers 2K Following 🎨 ADHD artist + TikTok creator 🧠 #NeurodiverseSquad 📚 Author of “The Anti-Planner: How to Get Sh*t Done When You Don’t Feel Like It” ✨https://t.co/CGtUcMRepp✨
Christian Hull @christianhull
24K Followers 1K Following
Dan Taylor @DeltaTangoTwo
884 Followers 2K Following msft's Detection and Response Team (DART), Dad x5, former Marine
Day Of The Month @DOTMclub
119 Followers 111 Following DOTM club is a forum for information industry peers to gather monthly in Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra, Adelaide, Perth, Darwin, Brisbane and Singapore.
Dr Jasmine B. MacDona.. @Jaz_MacDonald
514 Followers 434 Following Writer, researcher, knowledge translator. Psychology, mental health & trauma. Podcast host: Psych Attack, My Mate In. Loves: Food, dogs, travel. She/Her.
Devon Cole @devoncolemusic
135 Followers 60 Following She/Her “July for the Whole Year” OUT NOW ⇩ https://t.co/qMZnieqAKG
Fancybutt @bluescreenofwin
360 Followers 1K Following Windows Hacker, Academic Researcher, Giver of Talks, WRCCDC Infrastructure Lead, Staff Security Engineer. I work on security competitions sometimes
Security Twits @securitytwits
40K Followers 507 Following A place to find information security folks. For retweets, @ or DM me or tag posts with #infosecjobs for infosec jobs, #infosecq for questions, and #infoseccfp.
Stian A. Strysse @stianstrysse
930 Followers 3K Following Sr. Identity Architect - #learningbydoing 🛡️ Focused on #cloud, #identity, #cybersecurity, #devops, #automation. Fixing it with code, sharing it in blogs 🚀
John Romero 🤘🏽 @romero
205K Followers 645 Following He/Him. Working on a new FPS with a great team. Game designer, programmer, Indigenerd. DOOM, DOOM II, Quake, SIGIL I, SIGIL II. We're hiring!
Andres Canello @andrescanello
909 Followers 386 Following Microsoft Entra - Principal Program Manager @Microsoft. My views and the usual yada yada.
Martin Tuip @mtuip
819 Followers 592 Following IoT and Security PMM @Microsoft. Dad, gearhead and AFC Ajax fan. Posts my own opinion. He/Him
Aftershock PC Austral.. @AftershockpcAU
39K Followers 221 Following Australia’s leading fully custom PC builder, we build your dream pcs! link in bio to shop 🔥👇
The InfoSec Greybeard @InfoSecGreyBrd
2K Followers 2K Following Security stuff, leadership comments and sarcasm gleaned from well over 20 years of working in InfoSec. No, nothing really surprises me anymore.
𝖈0𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖚.. @c0redumped
3K Followers 2K Following Swede with odd humour, tweets might be strange. Abit aspergerish? Heavilly imposter syndromed same name at the infosec exchange n bluesky 🤭
Nick Percoco @c7five
25K Followers 889 Following Chief Security Officer at @krakenfx, hacker, @THOTCON OPER, @IamTheCavalry, @DEFCON NOC, @SpiderLabs founder - Opinions are my own, not my employer’s - #bitcoin
Cloud кибер ен.. @trashp4ndasec
2K Followers 5K Following #latinhacker #SecureMindsNotMachines @trashp4ndatiks
TurkeyFrog @TurkeyFrogART
4 Followers 2 Following Digital Illustrator for TTRPG content and stuff?! https://t.co/8BJd9jmUCY
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes
651K Followers 52 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.
Azure Support @AzureSupport
120K Followers 772 Following Official Microsoft Azure account for improving the customer experience by connecting the Azure community to the right resources - answers, support, and experts.
Bathinjan @bathinjan_
2K Followers 722 Following ░ Solo Game Dev ░ 3D + Pixel Art ░ Web Developer ░ Speedrunner ░ @ https://t.co/hMIxcMUUNp ░ https://t.co/LRr6mitzGg
Nichole Goodnight ☾.. @NRGoodnight
9K Followers 2K Following Voice Actor - VTuber - https://t.co/XxKLW3GiHc - Kinetic Games CC - Capcom CC - HOTFIX Showrunner - Don’t Slay Me - #NicholeGoodlive - #NicholeGoodart
Blizzard CS - The Ame.. @BlizzardCS
1.1M Followers 34 Following Blizzard Entertainment North America Customer Support -- https://t.co/4zLMdPm6v8 -- Let us know how we're doing!
IAmArankai @IAmArankai
5K Followers 37 Following 👋🐼 hi I make music, audios and jokes 👻PARANORMAL👻 ⬇️OUT NOW⬇️
ARCHERS @ArchersUS
3K Followers 8 Following
Jenn Junod @JennJunod
3K Followers 895 Following I have @shit2talkabout ✨ DevRel @aiven_io ✨delightfully #neurdivergent ✨ 💗’s Open Source Data Infrastructure
DevNxt @DevNxt_NZ
103 Followers 10 Following New Zealand's freshest, finest technology leadership conference
Kylie Bragg @KylieMHunt
1K Followers 122 Following Workplace Happiness Coach | Pluralsight Author | International Speaker
InfoSec Artist @infosecart
3K Followers 376 Following Drawing all of your favorite #infosec personalities and topics. Donations/Tips are never required but always appreciated ✍️
Lynn Dohm | WiCyS ♥.. @lynn_dohm
4K Followers 1K Following Executive Director of Women in CyberSecurity (WiCyS). Together, we thrive! #WiCyS #InclusionMatters #SeeHerAsEqual #BetterTogether 🌸 Be Kind, always...
Zoe Lyons @zoelyons
36K Followers 630 Following Comedian, Bad spellor On Tour in 2023 Tix available from https://t.co/asfumTaE8u @zoelyonscomedy on Instagram Podcast - Lets Talk About The Husband
Earth Updates @Earth_Updates
804K Followers 209 Following Follow so you won't miss out on new updates | You can submit update ideas in our Twitter community | My game @ProjPlanetGame | Patch notes @Earth_Devlog
Jez @JezCorden
134K Followers 980 Following Blogger @WindowsCentral, @WinC_Gaming | Podcaster @XB2podcast, @Unshackled_Fury | Analysis: Xbox, Windows, Microsoft. | Links: https://t.co/etjrtleaZ6.
Ty Devries @IvyDesert
218 Followers 49 Following I draw silly people doing silly things in silly circumstances.
Sarah Handler/ Sarahh.. @sarahhandler
2K Followers 880 Following Carb enthusiast. Usually outside 🏃♀️ 🌲. Security & identity things @netflix 🍿 . Prev: identity security PM lead @ MSFT. Views != employer’s. she/her
[email protected].. @kurtsh
1K Followers 507 Following Dogs, sushi/sake, UCLA & family. Browncoat, Amity, Resistance & Hufflepuff. Technology Strategist for $MSFT. Also @[email protected]
@elonmuskADO You own Twitter, you can't conduct a survey 😊
@elonmuskADO bro it is literally still twitter we are just waiting for you to leave
@elonmuskADO Tbh, nobody calls it X
@elonmuskADO Absolutely not. One of the worst branding decisions of all time.
Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Et. Etera
Be Honest! The name 𝕏 is far better than Twitter. Yes or No?
I am almost 100% committed to getting this rig. But I need a nudge.
Sakura season🌸 📸Video Credit @InterstellI #LIANLI #O11EVORGB #PC
Had coffee with The Belgian and it went really well. Pleasantly surprised, tbh. Not sure if it's destined for poundtown, but he wanted to do it again soooo
Lol literally bought this exact same dollhouse last week for $50
@girlgerms It’s ok to say no! Hard lesson for me to learn too
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It's amazing what comes out during a separation. For example Shit Ex hates my hair. Straight up thinks it's horrible and always has. Good reason to keep it this way forever, tbh. 🖕
@glumDumpst3r It's good, steady pay and they are almost always hiring for something. Govtech especially.
Would you disown me if I became a fed? Be honest.
Barnaby has been living the two state solution for many years. There’s the state he’s in before lunch and the state he’s in afterwards.
Oh fuck, how low @abcnews can go, asking Barnyard about the "Two State Solution". Why not ask Ivan Milat about Hitch Hiking
ADHD - if it’s on a sticky note, I’ll do it, right? Right!?
When you have an extensive plant collection, leaving instructions for friends who’ll tend to them for you while you’re away is a trip. Cats - 1/2 page Plants - 3 pages
4 day weekend commences today
The cool thing about having a puppy is when you’re over stimulated, they make everything so much worse and better at the same time
Ooh I didn't know this one - Ctrl + Shift + T restores your last closed tab, but a nice list of many previously closed tabs all pops up with the below shortcut combo!
Tip for anyone who runs with a lot of browser tabs: If you use Edge, Chrome, or any Chromium based browser, you can press CTRL + Shift + A to search your open and recently closed tabs The ones playing audio or video are listed at the top
I mean, am I really the winner here because I went $50 over the price I told myself was the limit. 🥲
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