Alyssa Graham @grahamcracker_a
Stay weird. That's what makes you beautiful Joined June 2017-
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I see a lot of people wearing masks, which is great! But....um...honey, it's not gonna do much if it's not covering your nose and mouth
Running late but having to search around the house for your shoes because your ferret hid them is my favorite morning ritual
Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going. -David Rossi Criminal Minds
Doctor: what is your current form of birth control? Me: I work at a preschool
Driving down AYD mill road with a ruptured ovarian cyst is like being stuck on repeat of when it ruptured. Thanks @cityofsaintpaul for 5 minutes of excruciating pain
Kid I'm babysitting: I'm the letter girl cause I love counting. Me:....... makes sense
Trying to teach my new pet what food is: Me: go get your food...your food...YOUR FOOD pet: oh you mean the sand Me: no your food P: the divider? M: Your. Food. P: the decorations? M: .....it's right in front of you P: nope. Can't see it. No food here
How I like to start out my spring break: by running into the side of the garage on accident and knocking some of the edging off. This is the start of a great break...
Friend:Was your cousin in 5H? Me: ......you mean 4H? Her: yea the one with the cows! Glad that's what we're known for....cows
Its hard to change the world when the world hates you. Change the world for those who can't cause everyone deserves a fighting chance. #latenightthoughts
To those hating on Malia Obama for sharing a bottle of rosé, in FL this weekend, just shy of being 21: -Guy on SCOTUS drank himself into oblivion in high school; -Guy in White House goes to FL most weekends, on taxpayer $; -Malia’s a private citizen w/good taste in wine. So what?
You know that I don't like to say goodbye. I didn't think that we were out of time. I'm sorry that I couldn't save your life. So I walk. I go to pick the phone up everyday and imagine conversations we would say. But I'm always hanging up the same way. So I walk
Anxiety attacks are the best. So great, in fact, that I'll send them to anyone else. In gift wrap even
I hate that there are so many more male heros than females in movies. But look at it this way: it took 15 men what it took 1 woman to fix. Yes, women are better. Thank you the mummy for proving this to me
You are not a mistake. You are not a burden. You are not worthless. You are not damaged goods.
look at this teeny baby axolotl omgggggg 🥰😭
Why are men so confusing? One leaves, comes back, leaves, comes back and leaves, just to come back and say he's confused by what I want
I can now confirm that driving through a snow storm is aesthetically like driving the millennium falcon.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about getting cooking utensils...
My favorite thing is when my sister makes me look at her disgusting infected strep throat. Gee thanks.🤮
Ryan Skille and 69,42... @EpicDudeBro
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Hannah Faith @_h_faith
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the chick that D R I ... @jennifer_hopp16
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George Brooks @GeorgeB15810560
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Austin Wendt @Atwendt
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Amber Lay @AmberLay11
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Logan Swanson @SwanSauce
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Garrett Meier @gmeier8
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Han @_hannahbanana_9
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MuggleNet: #1 Wizardi... @MuggleNet
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The Leaky Cauldron @leaky
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haylee🦋🦋 @hayleebarsness
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Antoni Porowski @antoni
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Jonathan Van Ness @jvn
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Harry Potter Update @HPUpdate
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CNN @CNN
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