grasshopper @grasshopperkc
I’m a working musician. KCMO ✊ Kansas City MO Joined July 2009-
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Let's go!!
The Disappointments are at Brewtop northland tonight!!
Imma be @TheLanding1 tonight kids!!
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I got bored so I started pronouncing “encourage” like the word “entourage” and people just absolutely fucking despise me for it.
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Hey KC friends! I’m the feature act for @mikebaldwin ‘s comedy special tapings this weekend at @TheComedyClubKC . Mike rules and you should come be in the audience for this. Ticket link in next tweet. Would love to see you there.
I feel like I spent more time on this app checking blue check marks for validity. In case you're stupid, if you pay for it you're not valid.
Imma be @tapsonmain tonight for all you frigid drunks out there!! Come hang out!
Imma be @tapsonmain tonight!! Come see me!
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Patrick Mahomes against the Broncos:
My health has improved since last week so Imma be @tapsonmain tonight!! #TellAllYourFriends
If you want real funny, go see this man!
If you want real funny, go see this man!
My pops took me to see The Big Red One as a kid. It was the first time I saw @MarkHamill as someone other than Luke Skywalker. No point to this other than I felt like sharing & showing some love.
A doc about The Go-Go's & oatmeal is how I'm starting my morning.
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Name it “Buzzard Beach Field” or don’t name it at all.
Unfortunately I have to cancel my show @tapsonmain due to illness. I apologize if this ruins anyone's plans.
Happy Sunday friends!! Imma be at #Brewtopkc tonight after the #Chiefs game!! #TellAllYourFriends
Imma be @tapsonmain tonight!! Show starts at 8pm! #TellAllYourFriends
Here's my weekend! Thur @socialwaldo Fri @tapsonmain Sat @BrewTopOP Sun - Brewtop North #TellAllYourFriends
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