grasshopperking0 @grasshopperking
Just me.... and totally ok with that. muddiedwaters.wordpress.com central va Joined December 2008-
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We need to decide as a society: is drinking from a straw with loops merely silly or is it actually crazy?
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Today I celebrate tharsday Monday! The first Monday after Maundy Thursday. Join me in my new holy day!
Societal life-hack suggestion: if a restroom is for a single occupant why not label them "man" or "woman" instead of mens/womens?
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In the end, we all are going to be okay. If you are not okay, its not the end.
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Sorry you didn’t win Best Picture, “Mad Max: Fury Road,” but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for “Best Documentary.”
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Getting Together and Getting Closer rather than Getting it Right is What Really Matters
"Don't fall in love with your plan" plans change, fall in love with the "why" of your plan.
A gourmet or an obscure new ethnic dish contain a special joy; but a good pancake also brings an equally special joy. #perspective
I think all Darth Vader cosplayers should be issued Kylo Ren costumes. Then they could fantasize about one day being Vader... #StarWars
Rewatching classic Star Trek: Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and nameless crew member beam down... Wonder who won't survive this episode? #StarTrek
Perk of living in a drafty old house: "room temperature" is a nice temp for beverages during the winter months.
"Your value does not decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth" I have no clue where that quote originated but it is powerful
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I find it more than a little funny that there really is a Christian test and it is whether you are welcoming to strangers. Matt 25:41-45
December 17 2015, 11:59pm: the bravest projectionist in the world stands poised... Ready to roll Space Balls for an expectant audience!
If you drive one of those flashing arrow trucks you could park it anywhere
Thing life has taught me: "meteor shower" and "lunar eclipse" are both fancy ways of saying "heavy cloud cover"
Why do we call it a two-way mirror when it's only a mirror from one side?
Stopped by fresh market! They're running a special on upper-middle class pretension
Today I learned: the 7-11 in my neighborhood is geographically the same no matter the time, but a vastly different place at 7am vs 11pm.
If the Roman Empire was still in power algebra would be exponentially easier: solve for X? DONE, X = 10.
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