Brad @gregdoom2

It’s either me, or the soulpatch | FJA 22’ | IU ZBT Joined August 2022

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Brad @gregdoom2

3 weeks ago

The worst she can say is no right? Wrong. I asked her what her name was and she said “I don’t have a name”.

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I went to IU phi delt and my boys are posted up in ungodly fits. Peter polo and q zips. Double collar. I know, fucking insane. Gooses, abcs, rainbows, but best of all? Barbour jackets. I nearly fainted there and then. It was seriously off the hook.

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a month ago

The US Am is better than the PGA championship

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a month ago

Should I post my summer dump today or tomorrow?

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2 months ago

When the instagram bio of someone ur age goes from showing their university to showing nothing, you know they’re going thru some shit

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2 months ago

When am I gonna start developing that elderly Jewish accent where I start saying “galf” instead of “golf”

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2 months ago

When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

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3 months ago

When u shower, shave, wash all the blankets, hand scrub the floors with toothbrush, and fluff all the pillows just for them to cancel ☹️

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3 months ago

I wasn’t even playing defense I was committing flagrant fouls

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3 months ago

I just packed 12 pairs of socks and 15 pairs of underwear for my weekend long up north trip

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3 months ago

Which would you prefer?

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3 months ago

It’s pretty wild how much unearned confidence and ego assistant golf pros have. You played golf at a mid D3 school, averaged 81.73 your senior year, but now all of a sudden you’re giving lessons and acting like a tour pro? You’re never gonna be promoted to head pro buddy😂

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3 months ago

Great finds from my grandpas closet. They don’t make hats like these anymore

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3 months ago

People gonna be so pissed that this tournament didn’t finish over par💀

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3 months ago

Baseball is the first sport that every child should play

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4 months ago

I think in order to hype up the US open they forced the players to lie about how hard the course is. “I doubt there’s gonna be a single player under par” ya well JJ Spaun just shot 31 on the front nine💀

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4 months ago

Just a heads up, if you’re gonna go to Leos Coney Island and a slice of Oreo pie for dessert, you’re gonna spend a minimum of 30 dreadful minutes on the shitter

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4 months ago

These have me in a chokehold ngl

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4 months ago

Sometimes when I’m on the toilet and scrolling reels I forget if I actually pooped or not. I have to check

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4 months ago

Wanna see some scary corporate shit? Go to Starbucks at noon on a Wednesday to pick up ur dad who’s working there bc the power at home went out. The place is a zoo. Coffee chats, excel, teams meeting. Some seriously frightening stuff.