grumpy toddler @grumpy_toddler
prone to outbursts for ridiculous reasons Sydney, New South Wales Joined October 2015-
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my #constipated toddler just did her first poo in five days. this is how I feel. #toddler #celebrating #dadsanddaughters #winning
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Had an #icypole for breakfast after swiping it from the freezer whilst mum was in the shower...
been busy using @Snapchat and @instagram, I'm a #millennialtoddler. Back now though, had some worldy grumps recently
top, check, #wellingtonboots, check, hat, check, #swimmingaid, check. ready for saturday? sure am. #toddlerlife
full confession. i was patient zero in a diarrhea outbreak at daycare. apologies to the entire city. #toddlerproblems #dadproblems
worst ponytail ever. nice one #dad. #toddlerproblems
continuing with the snacks on knee theme that I'm a big fan of. today it's @iwantcornthins yay! #toddlersnacks
toilet training...haha. have i figured it out or haven't i? it's like russian roulette for parents. #toddlerlife 😜
peed all over the #ipad today. brilliant. #toddlerlife
#victoryismine. i have been staying in mum & dad's room for the last 2 weeks as we have guests. last night they slept downstairs #toddlerwin
who says that 3am is not a reasonable time to get up on Wednesday morning? #toddlerlife #toddlertired
took off my nappy and then did a massive crap just as I got put into bed last night. the mess was unbelievable. #winning #toddlerlife
i just said this: "light on, light off, light on, light off. beard on, beard off, beard on, beard off. kings are purple. hey." makes sense.
things i love today. #icecream (@BenAndJerrysOz), #cheese, #chocolate and knee slides.
errrr, this is a REAL super bowl. none of the sports nonsense that dad insisted on watching yesterday. #SB50
in the park with dad, he asks which direction I want to go in, forward, left, right or back. i said NO to each option, winning. #ToddlerLife
found a better place for the #stickers today. #toddlerlife
another day, another knee to cover with stuff. this time it's dad's knee with london stickers. #toddlerlife
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