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barry davies @grumpyoldgit123

it's all bollocks Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Joined February 2013
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Higgy @higgyboson

18 hours ago

BREAKING NEWS Prime Minister Andy Burnham announces national car park loyalty scheme. His statement- "I know many motorists are finding it financially difficult to run their vehicles at the moment. I'm a motorist too, so I get it. I will not accept there is nothing I can do to offer help to those who need it. So from 1st January 2027 I will be introducing a car park loyalty scheme. It's free to join and will immediately provide motorists with the opportunity to save money when parking their cars. By simply registering online with your name, your home address, your phone number, your email address, the vehicle registration number, the VIN number, the vehicle make and model, your driving licence number, a copy of your insurance policy and details of your entire family and anyone else you may know, (including the names of your pets - but excluding goldfish), you will be able to get a free parking session for every 40 paid tickets you download to the website. This will save the average household £3.78 per year and is another example of @UKLabour being on your side when times get tough. I am determined to make life easier for you. You can register for this initiative on absolutelyshitideasfromburnham.com I'm here to help. Your friend, Andy".

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Boyne News @BoyneNews

2 days ago

😡HAS ANYONE GOT A NAME FOR THIS THIEVING B*STARD?! 😡 PLEASE SHARE - I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S DONE! 😡 This bloke turned up at my house after I contacted him about getting my driveway cleaned. Seemed like a decent enough fella. Polite, professional, turned up with all his equipment & on time. BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL! 🤬 Within a couple of hours, he'd STOLEN practically everything off my driveway! 🌿 11 YEARS' WORTH OF MOSS - GONE! 🌱 ALL MY WEEDS - DISAPPEARED! 🦠 MY ALGAE AND GREEN SLIME - WIPED OUT! I'D BEEN GROWING SOME OF THAT MOSS SINCE 2015!! 😭 HE COMPLETELY CLEARED OUT ALL THE MOSS IN MY GUTTERS TOO ‼️ He is also the author of a book called For Each A Road 📖 available to buy on Amazon, Austin Mcauley Publishers and others online book retailers. When I confronted him, he had the cheek to say "Sorry mate, we don't just clean - we restore!" RESTORE?! I'VE JUST LOST 11 YEARS OF GARDENING! 🤣 Now my driveway looks brand new, my neighbours are jealous, and the missus wants the patio, windows and gutters doing! THIS MAN HAS CAUSED ABSOLUTE CHAOS IN MY HOUSEHOLD! 😂 ⚠️ BE WARNED! He's travelling around Co. MEATH, Tallaght, Northside & Southside area of Dublin removing people's moss, weeds and dirt without a single ounce of remorse! DM whatsapp or call ☎️ 0831591285 for bookings and enquiries Pinnacle Window Cleaning ✅ Driveway & Patio Pressure Washing ✅ Gutters, Fascias & Soffits ✅ Window Cleaning ✅ Render & Brickwork Cleaning ✅ Commercial & Industrial Cleaning ✅ Full Exterior Property Restorations 🏠 DOMESTIC | COMMERCIAL | INDUSTRIAL 💥 WE DON'T JUST CLEAN - WE RESTORE! 📩 FREE, NO-OBLIGATION QUOTES! PLEASE SHARE - THERE COULD BE SOMEONE IN YOUR AREA GROWING MOSS WHO NEEDS PROTECTING!!

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Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1

a day ago

Who sphinx this shit up?

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Graham Grant @GrahamGGrant

2 days ago

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Glasgow's Kelvingrove Museum has removed Egyptian mummies from display because there was no 'informed consent from the deceased individual'👇 mol.im/a/16227743 #Exclusive #Scotland #Glasgow #Museums #EgyptianMummies #Woke @MailOnlineScot

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barry davies @grumpyoldgit123

2 days ago

@Robbie_Reasons I have 2sons if you want them you’ll have to get past me first.try it.

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Lenny Sherman @GlenLenSherman

3 days ago

Andy Burnham vows to clamp down on men who leave toilet seat up.

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Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot

3 days ago

Gandhi walked barefoot, which produced impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail, & with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis! #LunchPun

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Honky Trader @Trader19731

5 days ago

Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.

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Bob Kostic @causticbob

6 days ago

Why does LGBT always have to have a Q? I mean, is it too much to want to enjoy my Lipton Grey British Tea without waiting every time?

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Miss Ally @MissAlly_01

a week ago

Today, I successfully opened a packet of ham from the corner marked "open here". I don’t want to overstate this, but I may have peaked in my life's achievements...

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Bob Kostic @causticbob

a week ago

This year's autoerotic asphyxiation convention is in Las Vegas and I was worried I wouldn't be able to afford the trip. But I tightened my belt and came anyway

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Bob Kostic @causticbob

a week ago

What do you call a dead magician? An abracadaver.

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@ItsJamesHall Tax tax tax

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@20th_Centurygal U2

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@andrewc44104127 An overturned car 🚗

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@JamesMelville Long time ago

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a week ago

@westhamster2 Retired 4 months loving it. No mortgage no rent bosh

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2 weeks ago

@TheExtremeMusi1 Shit

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2 weeks ago

@TheExtremeMusi1 Led Zeppelin

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@ThatEricAlper Melvins .fantastic band

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2 weeks ago

@Fatbaldbloke1 Mines the same they just love white cars

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