l e o @gumkrusty
She/they Joined March 2022-
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I love being the richest one in the family (I didn’t buy anyone gifts)
I be wanting to crash my car when the moon looks like this
Ngl I’m still waiting for those powers promised to all black ppl this day three years ago
Everyone wants to be buried til I get a job at the cemetery
Just saw someone check their Motorola flip phone and then take out a MacBook Air okay priorities
Fully rapping the busta rhymes verse in “Look at me Now” to impress the 3 black people at the party
In case anyone was wondering what I’ve been up to
In my sleep I’ll be like “is this a dream?” and then I piss the bed
Girl who stares at her phone for two minutes not doing anything so angel numbers appear
Oppenheimer is kinda like if the kid who Naruto ran to lunch builds a bomb
You never hear about the “dangers of natural sugars“ more than from a bitch who just finished eating a Hostess snack
Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgub
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
lily @hondacrvthe3rd
10K Followers 1K Following silly sometimes. serious also but not often. @amushroomdick
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
4K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 878 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
mommy muncher @strawbsdream411
2K Followers 947 Following ever since the incident i haven’t been able to make good tweets //22// my alt: @fa1rydream
mocha creampie @cummiepheebee
2K Followers 781 Following clinical psych doctoral student .. jungian psych 😁 philosophical alchemy ...
Khalil @Therealdevcat
849 Followers 649 Following NLYWY 23 | Ant Enthusiast | Most People's #1 Fan | Check out my friend @chestnutpuck that's about to drop germsville. Priv: @punishedkhalil
defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl
7K Followers 2K Following This is Neil Degrease Tyson lovers account following this account most important information and interesting video and pictures follow me.
just a poor boy @runthejules18
6K Followers 5K Following just a communist sentient soda cup. 25 years old
Salami @Salami63742130
1K Followers 1K Following
Van Bust DeNut @vanbust69
3K Followers 2K Following Humble continental Intellectual with great Humor | 28.03.22 never forget ⛽️🫡
AMBIENT MILK @horseinmydreams
33 Followers 334 Following Truth is a colicking mower that serves no lawn service. no more.
perpetually lost @lostvalley0
2K Followers 3K Following fondling my pains and in relationship with words and my mirror soul https://t.co/pXWlE7Eqsz
meow @badkittymeo1111
18 Followers 105 Following i am just a thoman in stem trying to survive :3 she/they
urfavbrujita @urfavbrujita
6K Followers 5K Following xotwod. I like romantic walks to the makeup aisle.
everything is fine @allergictocum
23 Followers 395 Following
Sara Carter$BUBBLE �.. @Cjoko_wia
101 Followers 325 Following
𝔅oℜt𝔊ale1 @bortgale1
512 Followers 2K Following Jewish Supermen Are Your Superiors 6'3 200lb 3 passports 160 iq chihuahua owner homesteader kohen sabra mdni @fakericchh
ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
Lee(me) Alo(e)ne @LIVELOVELEEAVE
54 Followers 787 Following
Joyce Nyarko @JoyceNyark51018
32 Followers 290 Following
Thomas Green @Sexwithboth23
101 Followers 74 Following
William Mapother IV @chonkyexpress
1K Followers 3K Following Chungking Express (1994). Guitar wanker (not British).
我 @Pi5O51P4Aq95
4 Followers 157 Following
Tota 🪽 @Tota_pq
37 Followers 2K Following
Maddy More Like Sad-y @MaddyGambino
1K Followers 2K Following Boston Artist 💙💜♥️ Frank Iero spit on me once |-/ She/They
L.E. @LE_Kay88
775 Followers 1K Following May be closer than appears. Probably stupid. Completely oblivious. Sometimes I think things and then I tweet them.
emma🧸 @misery3usiness
88 Followers 154 Following this is my new account.SATIRE PARODY ACCOUNT, it girl, x dot com martyr
julianna @tw1nkerbellee
27 Followers 1K Following
TijuanaHolzem @THolzem96836
41 Followers 2K Following
waspoppin @st0plurking
6 Followers 25 Following I love my gf she’s so sexy and intelligent and always has correct opinions
Only love for Dolly P.. @OnlyFor79497
1K Followers 4K Following If you're a die-hard Dolly Parton fan, LIKE our page! This is an unofficial fan page, but we're as pa
Kelsey @Kelsey90595229
34 Followers 698 Following
Jason @JasonsCrown
66 Followers 83 Following
dominic @weirdofengland
728 Followers 3K Following Love is a gypsy child who never, never follows the rules
Vitalka(Mishka's Sist.. @wtfbro23027098
1K Followers 5K Following Crypto Bunny Networth: 2 T Hypersexual Children: 48430
casey @alphafemale112
2K Followers 2K Following 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 got my account back looking for mutuals stream pink friday 2 free palestine
Zack @Zack82260514071
133 Followers 242 Following
Odoh Doang @DoangOdoh
678 Followers 5K Following
Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgub
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
Nia @Nia_mp4
10K Followers 3K Following 2am semi-sweet chocolate chips snacker and Psychotic Capitalization enthusiast w/ a Science Degree https://t.co/KxoaQOdQEz
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
lily @hondacrvthe3rd
10K Followers 1K Following silly sometimes. serious also but not often. @amushroomdick
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
4K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 878 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
mommy muncher @strawbsdream411
2K Followers 947 Following ever since the incident i haven’t been able to make good tweets //22// my alt: @fa1rydream
mocha creampie @cummiepheebee
2K Followers 781 Following clinical psych doctoral student .. jungian psych 😁 philosophical alchemy ...
Khalil @Therealdevcat
849 Followers 649 Following NLYWY 23 | Ant Enthusiast | Most People's #1 Fan | Check out my friend @chestnutpuck that's about to drop germsville. Priv: @punishedkhalil
defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl
7K Followers 2K Following This is Neil Degrease Tyson lovers account following this account most important information and interesting video and pictures follow me.
just a poor boy @runthejules18
6K Followers 5K Following just a communist sentient soda cup. 25 years old
geode @1000000ants
1K Followers 573 Following
Former Beta @formerbeta
30 Followers 84 Following Alpha male trapped in a beta male’s body🏳️⚧️💪 He/him/his
yoshitoshi @toshiyosh1
1K Followers 531 Following petite barely legal asian babe with a fat juicy ass starts tweeting
marina @byenicotina
644 Followers 688 Following #nothing can break my ♥️ #married w/ @byebyenicotine 🇲🇽🇨🇦
grape @bumassforever
1K Followers 844 Following
princess @fa1rydream
67 Followers 83 Following heaven is a place on earth with you // @strawbsdream411 ‘s alt
I went to school and .. @PureFuckingBad
348 Followers 2K Following i work with the butterflies in my stomach and im Lord of What Flies
chaosjim @yungfloop
1K Followers 1K Following Jimbo the Himbo. the real Pushin’ P aka Papa P. aka Pillsbury Doughboy. sometimes I let the voices tweet my bad
Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato
654K Followers 96 Following
neighborhood gremlin @notacockparty
613 Followers 221 Following undiagnosed myself now i’m chronically online || @nolandoverboard 💕
Frank Alvarez @FAlvarez8085
41K Followers 374 Following Co-host of @TheBasementYard. 2002 January Student of the Month. Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun. Master of Karate and Friendship for everyone.
@weirdnerdonline.bsky.. @weirdnerdonline
350 Followers 343 Following Mighty morphin' goblin stranger. Autistic parent. Left politics non-binary they/them
dr sadmacandcheese @sadmacandcheese
743 Followers 391 Following 9 out of 10 critics agree that im very cute but incredibly annoying (im just mac and cheese though im not a person)
Doug @stanHinkie
2K Followers 2K Following
her @horny4hooters
9K Followers 968 Following ｡ﾟ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ❁ུ۪ ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ﾟ｡ | cashapp $bpimayor | @bpialt
➖ @HornyImbecile
254 Followers 656 Following neurodivergent landlord looking for love on Nextdoor 😶🌫️ once prolific
cc @in11hours
97 Followers 450 Following
Sock’s father @sockmoments
2K Followers 2K Following he/him. sock is my cat. high credit score, low self esteem. #freepalestine #unionize #blm #wethenorth #leafsforever
distorted @MANICBEHAVI0RR
213 Followers 294 Following 🦝🤎new account for @manicbehavi0r 🦝🤎check out my music 🤎 $manicbehavi0r
DANNY VERMIN 🐀🐀.. @VerminDanny
16K Followers 17K Following Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So yes little girl, I shall buy a box of Thin Mints.-Werner Twertzog
orb (backup) @strwbryguts
137 Followers 137 Following backup for @strwbrysuccubus. won’t post anything on here unless my other account dies. if i follow u on here it means ily.
bibber @BITTERBABIE
285 Followers 228 Following you may not like it but this is what peak male physique looks like
eli 🍉 @3lijahkp
808 Followers 769 Following living the american dream one mistake at a time | solidarity forever 🇵🇸 #blacktranslivesmatter
“man whatttt” is sending me so bad. my stomach hurts for you sister.
yea someone definitely fucked my man last night
this is easily one of the funniest sunny bloopers of all time and i’ll forever be heartbroken that this line wasn’t in the actual episode
🗣️ YALL CYBER ATTACKING EVERYTHING BUT STUDENT LOAN SERVERS….. BITCH TAP IN !!!!!
I’d rather die a painful death than have any picture of my wife on the internet for the world to see never mind an intimate one of her pregnant showing her bump. How can certain men live with this shame? Genuine question
“I only want to marry a woman for the labour she can provide because the truth is I’d rather be with a man”.
If my wife can't do my laundry then I'd rather marry a fellow man. Because then we'd have a lot of interesting things to talk about like football etc
"women being awful" and it's the worst man to ever exist
Grounds for divorce?
i rub her clit with my thumb, breaking it open like a spider's egg sac. hundreds of tiny pussies scramble off in all directions
It’s tough to be a bro America these days. The fellas are struggling nationwide
Gone see none but niggas wishing death on me
ill go through a nigga PS5 messages i never cared
The Alabama Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos are children and that a person can be held liable for destroying them. Reproductive rights advocates say the case could have implications for fertility treatments such as IVF.
i hate that whenever he makes a video it starts with me calling him the cringiest person alive and ends with me laughing out loud
I’m not humble and gracious enough for this. I would tell him to pull out his phone and google me.
Imagine being a Female PGA Professional and some guy comes up to you telling you how to swing 😂 She's a better person than I am because no way could I hold in my reaction
Good. If there is any humanity left, she should never be able to finish a speaking engagement again
After UN Ambassador Linda Thomas Greenfield took the stage, the event was shut down as the audience began chanting ‘Free Palestine’
This should be the intro for Avengers 5
‘AVENGERS 5’ will no longer be titled ‘THE KANG DYNASTY’. Marvel was making moves away from Kang reportedly even before Jonathan Majors was fired. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)
Aint no way they smart enough to see the issue with it but some of yall 25+ mfs think its ok cus “shes mature for her age and yall got a lot in common” gtfo my face
this might be the smartest and most reasonable thing I’ve ever seen island boys do
This what macaroni and cheese supposed to look like like how grannies was making it. Not that watery shit, not that velveta shit, not that shit with parsley, paprika and all that extra shit on top.
my Mac don’t give soupy-
Astonished to learn that Mississippi has a 7% sales tax on groceries. My god! 37 states don’t tax food whatsoever, and yet food in the state with the highest poverty rate is almost 10% more expensive.
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