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undiagnosed myself now i’m chronically online || @nolandoverboard 💕 Joined April 2023-
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in the wise words of pyotr kochetkov: “guys please score, i go home”
Shaved my pussy to go watch playoff hockey
at this point this is just the ufc fighting. islanders are crying so bad rn. 😂
THEY'RE SO MAD 😂😂😂
when he supports your hockey crush
oh so you can’t watch any of the playoff games on espn+? lame
me broke living in a rich people apartment complex.. WHO JUST THROWS THESE AWAY
it’s that time again..
i can’t believe taylor swift and post malone played fortnite together
just skipped through TTPD and it sounds the same as midnights with lyrics you'd expect from a 14 year old girl not a grown ass woman
i’m gonna be honest i don’t like the new taylor album ill give it another listen when it actually comes out but…
bf bought me a new mouse and made me promise not to rage slam this one and break it
just had a med student tell me not to lose the culture swabs we took. bitch if you dont gtfo you don’t even know how to put sterile gloves on 😂
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@LAYSAINTLAURENT We got the beverage police over here 😞😔
do ppl fr have sex with music playing in the background like is that an actual thing
Trump prolly in his head saying “yeah we need to build the wall”
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taylor swift on but daddy i love him
This is what being a Suns fan does to people.
in the wise words of pyotr kochetkov: “guys please score, i go home”
Shaved my pussy to go watch playoff hockey
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
I'm thinking of putting my will to live in a bag of rice overnight.
just realized that i’ve been sharing my contact card with people i meet, coworkers, managers etc. and this is what i have it saved as:
you start flirting on twitter & next thing you know you find yourself sending a just landed text while a little shitposter is circling the arrival terminal
Bro thought he did something then got tossed like a ragdoll
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