Tesla Endgame 💎 @YammerTime01
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Remember the nonsensical pumps about the "billions in profits" $TSLA would make by letting other cars use its Superchargers? If last night Musk fired almost the entire Supercharger group in order to cut costs, what does that tell you about the profitability of Superchargers?
Are more Tesla layoffs coming? Possibly! Q2 is shaping up to be another horrible quarter and relentless pumping of $TSLA stock on the backs of mythical robotaxis and Musk’s groveling in front of CCP bosses isn’t going to cut it while a record number of Teslas keep failing 🤡
I can see the end from here.
Rushed trips to China after rudely cancelling India, mass firings of senior execs and entire #Tesla departments including revenue generating like Superchargers. Crazed Tweets about sex with robots and not enough making babies. Memes of him teabagging. This guy is over the edge!
$TSLA China numbers weak at 14.7k. Needed to come in above 18k. China is on a sub 100k run rate for the quarter. At this rate, it will be hard for $TSLA to even do 410k for the quarter.
1. All brands adopt Tesla’s charging standard. 2. Tesla is stuck building and maintaining thousands of low profit/no profit charging stations with tens of thousands of superchargers. 3. Tesla lays off the entire supercharger team. 4. ???
1. All brands adopt Tesla’s charging standard. 2. Tesla is stuck building and maintaining thousands of low profit/no profit charging stations with tens of thousands of superchargers. 3. Tesla lays off the entire supercharger team. 4. ???
Elon is such a breathtaking idiot. Suppose instead of driving 10,000 miles per year drives an autonomous car drives 50,000 miles per year. Doing what? Errands? Serving as a taxi for drunk people and hookers? And of course the car will suffer wear and tear 5x faster.
Elon is such a breathtaking idiot. Suppose instead of driving 10,000 miles per year drives an autonomous car drives 50,000 miles per year. Doing what? Errands? Serving as a taxi for drunk people and hookers? And of course the car will suffer wear and tear 5x faster.
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Tesla sources say that since layoffs, morale has plummeted; factory and service staff are calling in sick knowing that they have Musk by his tiny balls. Musked Club members note canceled service appointments, no responses, or “passive aggressive” $TSLA responses to queries 😂
Tesla sources say that since layoffs, morale has plummeted; factory and service staff are calling in sick knowing that they have Musk by his tiny balls. Musked Club members note canceled service appointments, no responses, or “passive aggressive” $TSLA responses to queries 😂 https://t.co/MrBbfuUlNl
Know any Japanese companies with job openings?
Know any Japanese companies with job openings?
Tesla has been trying to solve this same one left turn for YEARS and it's still less reliable than a human teenager with their learner's permit. 😂
Tesla has been trying to solve this same one left turn for YEARS and it's still less reliable than a human teenager with their learner's permit. 😂
@AdrianDittmann Adrian Dittmann doesn't want you to see the fine print, which shows that Tesla only counts 18% of crashes. Source 1: Tesla tesla.com/VehicleSafetyR… Source 2: NHTSA static.nhtsa.gov/odi/inv/2022/I…
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@InvestRoiss Tesla edge is thousands of people circling things on images its not cutting edge tech, the reason it doesnt improve is that the returns are diminishing due to linear costs to scale but marginal improvements in the FSD. On top of the expensive computers required.
Here's a list of all the configuration options and prices Rivian sent out for the R2 in a recent survey to some pre-order holders. What's your pick? Tri AWD, 300 miles, $65-69k, 0-60 in 2.5 Tri AWD, 325 miles, $57-61k, 0-60 in 4.5 Dual AWD, 250 miles, $65-69k, 0-60 in 3.5 Dual…
Somebody is going to get hurt when the mkt realises the $TSLA #Baidu news is 4 months old. It's lane. $TSLA themselves came out today and said there is no line of sight to FSD being released in China. Retail gonna bag hold - institutional exit ROFL pandaily.com/tesla-is-testi…
I’m literally SHAKING right now.. I’m now ONLY down 53% on my all-in $TSLA @ $414 position! So if $TSLA pumps another 100% — I’ll be only down 6% on my position! LFG!
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@YammerTime01 4. Government terminates subsidies. 5. Tesla kaput.
@YammerTime01 I think your handle name is closer than ever. Tesla End game. This will trigger the Stan’s $tsla $tslaq #Tuesday #scan #Fraud
@YammerTime01 @PhenomenalPoto My guess is they try to sell the system. The rub for $tsla is the liability of free supercharging they have offered as incentives and how much they have to show as a liability for that.
@Entertained_1 @YammerTime01 @PhenomenalPoto This shows a co. that is desperate for cash.
@JamesVictorino2 @YammerTime01 @PhenomenalPoto There will be more signs of that. Including cap raise at some point.
@YammerTime01 Good thing “The Mission” is still alive and well
Oh, I just can’t wait for the “see how f$cked my gf in a Tesla Robotaxi whilst driving through (enter any US city). It was so cool, check out our OnlyFans or whatever account”. There’s a big difference how people behave when they know someone is watching/next to them when they…
Elon is such a breathtaking idiot. Suppose instead of driving 10,000 miles per year drives an autonomous car drives 50,000 miles per year. Doing what? Errands? Serving as a taxi for drunk people and hookers? And of course the car will suffer wear and tear 5x faster.
@optionsniper420 I would argue that this move is more insane. While the market cap was bigger in 2021 on the Hertz deal, todays move is after it was confirmed that they are in decline.
It’s just a great feeling knowing that I can go into an internal meeting with senior leadership and be candid. I might be blunt and direct but it’s always the truth and incredibly accurate.
Probably would be prudent to halt trading and give Tesla a chance to confirm that they HAVE NOT been approved for deploying the oxymoronic Supervised(?) Full(??) Self Driving in China and there is no timeline for such an approval. No position ever.
@kyleichan Tesla uses vision only, so it's in a huge disadvantage
Should not be doing this but if history is a guide, we'll get a similar pre-market $STLA jump tomorrow, followed by an option pin for rest of the week. Capital raise first week of June.
If $TSLA traded even remotely rationally, I would throw a crap ton of cash into puts. But it doesn't, so I stand on the sidelines and watch the show with my popcorn.
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This was part of family meal yesterday I’m so lucky 😍😍😍😍😍
Life changed, used a Dyson vacuum for the first time. What other items are worth the premium price?
@YammerTime01 A lot of kids wont be going to college because mom and dad blew their college fund on a WankerTruck.
@CAxelton @YammerTime01 their logistics is second to none because they are at the bottom.
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