CurtidoOne @gunit23

CHEERS: The Celtics are selling sneaker beers at TD Garden 👟🍺 📷 beefeatsfirst (IG)

In case you didn't watch the 1st full night of NBA basketball: >📹Paul George got fined $2K for flopping (vid in replies) >🏀Lakers 127-105 Warriors in their 1st game AL (after LeBron -Luka told a rookie on the bench to "COME BACK OUT P*SSY" & hit a half court shot in his face when he returned -Walker Kessler legacy game: 12/12 for 26 & 9 in his Lakers debut -He had 10 dunks, most by a Laker in a game since Shaq in 2003 >🏀Wolves 131-106 Heat -Giannis had 35 in his Heat debut then fouled out -LaMelo had 21 in his Wolves debut -Anthony Edwards dropped 45 pts and about 90 curse words >🏀Wizards 128-116 Bucks -AD put up 34 & 12 in Wizards debute & got "MVP" chants in the 1st Q -Trae had 20 & 13 ast >🏀Raptors won 135-92 vs Bulls in Kawhi's return -Kawhi had 23 pts & 4 stl -Bulls rookie Caleb Wilson had 9 turnovers in his debut & the worst +/- in a debute in history (-45) -Raptors have now won back 2 back games with Kawhi 🥹 >🏀Grizzlies 123-103 Jazz -Ty mfkn Jerome dropped a 45 on 17/25, the most ever by a Grizzly in an opener -No.3 pick Cam Boozer went 2/15 >🏀Pacers won 123-120 vs Pelicans in Haliburton's first game back since tearing Achilles in game 7 of the finals -Hali scored 16 of his 23 in the 4th (he's so fckn back) -Zion hit more 3s tonight (2) than he did all last season -Siakam had 30 >🏀Rockets 128-110 Mavs -KD & Jabari Smith Jr. had 30 each -Cooper Flagg had 32 & Kyrie had 15 in his 1st game since tearing his ACL >🏀Blazers 124-83 Suns -Portland started the game on a 21-0 run & led by as many as 52 -Dame dropped 25 w/ 6 3s in his 1st game back in Portland, including a logo heat check >🏀Hawks 132-125 Magic -NAW scored 31 & hushed the Orlando crowd late -Banchero had 35 & 10 on 10/12 >🏀Hornets 110-103 Nets -Naz Reid had 20 & 11 in his Charlotte debut -Randle had 33 in his Nets debut >🏀Clippers 121-96 Kings -Steve Ballmer wasn't courtside, he's serving a 1-year suspension ————— >📽Paolo Banchero & Jalen Johnson got in a fight after Hawks-Magic game >📽️Haliburton attacked Derik Queen in his 1st game back from his Achilles >📽️Devon Booker was trash talking Ja Morant while the Suns were losing by 40 >📽️Tari Eason got ejected in the 1st quarter for shoving P.J. Washington in the back & his mom crashed out on twitter >📽️Wizards arena was so fckn hype tonight (i dgaf about that team but it's nice to see) >📽️LaMelo Ball got away with an egregious travel >📽️Kyle Kuzma played one of the worst 5 minute stretches of basketball I've ever seen lmao >Let me know what I missed If you love the NBA but don't have time to watch every game... follow me pookie

This is awesome: Panthers TE Darren Waller has gone viral for releasing a music video for his new song ‘Back to Work’ Waller has a bright future in music 👀

First paisa with an Italian American accent 😂

This is the most Hawaiian interaction I've ever seen. (I would've done 2 dozen quail eggs)

Domani was SHOOK when his brother King Harris randomly started packing up his bags & revealed that he’s going to Thailand for the 2nd time this year, explaining that he can live a much wealthier lifestyle over there compared to living in the US 💀😂🇹🇭 “You get every bang for your Baht… Everyone should see Thailand.”

It's funny when I cop insists they know the law meanwhile they are clueless. ​ An Oregon State Trooper pulls over a Lamborghini rolling through the state without standard U.S. license plates. Instead, the supercar is sporting Dubai plates. ​Right out of the gate, the officer challenges the driver's explanation: "Well no, you’re not visiting as a tourist if you brought a car with you." ​The trooper insists that driving on Oregon roads requires state registration or a temporary trip permit. This cop came out of the gate thinking he knew everything and zero interest in listening and learning. In his eyes, this guy must be a criminal not following the laws and he was not going to waste his time doing actual investigative work. What he wasn’t expecting was a driver armed with an entire binder of high-level customs documentation. ​The legal reality behind the stop comes down to a Carnet de Passages en Douane (CPD): Recognized under UN customs conventions, a CPD acts like an international "passport" for a motor vehicle. It permits tourists to temporarily bring foreign-registered cars into signatory countries for up to 12 months without paying import duties or obtaining local domestic plates. Paired with an EPA temporary tourist exemption, valid UAE registration, an International Driving Permit, and active insurance, the supercar was 100% legal to drive from the port straight up toward Vancouver. ​Because rank-and-file highway patrol officers rarely encounter foreign tourist carnet paperwork outside major international shipping hubs, confusion was almost guaranteed. But that does not excuse this cops behavior. ​Once faced with deciphering federal treaties, EPA exemptions, and a mountain of legitimate paperwork on the shoulder of the highway, the trooper suddenly realizes he's out of his depth: ​"I have another call I have to go to." ​A textbook lesson in keeping your cool, knowing your rights, and having the paperwork to back it up. The cop straight up quit on the side of the road and took off running rather than admitting his error.

Giggling Gannon @GigglingGanon

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Board games and card games are such a blast. In the card game Uno, what card was canonically clarified by Mattel's official rules in 2019 to NOT be stackable on top of another one, shattering house rules everywhere?

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If you're in Southern California, you should probably get in your car and start driving to Las Vegas right now.

This is why I love playoff baseball…

Comedian Deon Cole’s friends hold back tears after Deon Cole surprises both of them with a brand new Ford Bronco and a brand new GMC Hummer EV SUV. (🎥Dein Cole/IG)

#村上宗隆 選手の「アイム、ジャパにーーズ！」Tシャツ👕 ホワイトソックスのチームショップで販売中🤗🎌

What happens if you try to land on Jupiter? There’s no solid surface—only crushing pressure, extreme heat, metallic hydrogen, and a mysterious fuzzy core hidden deep inside the giant planet.

Tonight is the start of 61 straight days of football. It’s beautiful: Thursday, Oct. 1: - TNF (Steelers @ Browns) - Western Kentucky @ New Mexico State - North Texas @ Tulsa Friday, Oct. 2: - Pitt @ Virginia Tech - Liberty @ Delaware - Penn State @ Northwestern Saturday, Oct. 3: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Oct. 4: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Oct. 5: - MNF (Falcons @ Saints) Tuesday, Oct. 6: - Southern Miss @ Troy Wednesday, Oct. 7: - Jax State @ Kennesaw State - New Mexico State @ FIU Thursday, Oct. 8: - TNF (Buccaneers @ Cowboys) - Sam Houston @ Liberty - Missouri State @ WKU - USF @ UTSA - South Alabama @ Arkansas State Friday, Oct. 9: - FSU @ Louisville - Iowa @ Washington - Washington State @ Utah State - Wyoming @ San Jose State - Iowa State @ BYU Saturday, Oct. 10: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Oct. 11: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Oct. 12: - MNF (Bills @ Rams) Tuesday, Oct. 13: - Delaware @ Middle Tennessee - FIU @ Jax State Wednesday, Oct. 14: - Kennesaw State @ Missouri State - WKU @ Sam Houston Thursday, Oct. 15: - TNF (Seahawks @ Broncos) - East Carolina @ UAB - Georgia Southern @ Old Dominion - Colorado State @ Texas State Friday, Oct. 16: - Memphis @ Tulane - Washington @ Purdue - Appalachian State @ Coastal Carolina Saturday, Oct. 17: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Oct. 18: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Oct. 19: - MNF (Commanders @ 49ers) Tuesday, Oct. 20: - Middle Tennessee @ FIU - Missouri State @ Delaware - South Alabama @ Marshall Wednesday, Oct. 21: - New Mexico State @ Sam Houston Thursday, Oct. 22: - TNF (Patriots @ Bears) - James Madison @ Appalachian State - Liberty @ Kennesaw State - East Carolina @ Memphis Friday, Oct. 23: - Duke @ Virginia - UMass @ UConn - Army @ Tulsa - Air Force @ Wyoming - NC State @ Stanford Saturday, Oct. 24: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Oct. 25: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Oct. 26: - MNF (Cowboys @ Eagles) Tuesday, Oct. 27: - Delaware @ WKU - Sam Houston @ Missouri State Wednesday, Oct. 28: - Kennesaw State @ Middle Tennessee - Jax State @ New Mexico State Thursday, Oct. 29: - TNF (Panthers @ Packers) - FAU @ North Texas - Troy @ James Madison Friday, Oct. 30: - Tulane @ Charlotte - Baylor @ UCF - Kent State @ Sacramento State Saturday, Oct. 31: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Nov. 1: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Nov. 2: - MNF (Bears @ Seahawks) Tuesday, Nov. 2: - Ohio @ Akron - Buffalo @ Miami (OH) Wednesday, Nov. 4: - Ball State @ UMass - Central Michigan @ Eastern Michigan - Toledo @ Sacramento State Thursday, Nov. 5: - TNF (Jaguars @ Ravens) - UTSA @ FAU - James Madison @ Southern Miss Friday, Nov. 6: - Virginia Tech @ SMU - USF @ East Carolina - Nebraska @ Illinois - New Mexico @ Nevada - TCU @ Arizona Saturday, Nov. 7: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Nov. 8: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Nov. 9: - MNF (Bills @ Vikings) Tuesday, Nov. 10: - Western Michigan @ Akron - Kent State @ Bowling Green - Ohio @ Miami (OH) Wednesday, Nov. 11: - Buffalo @ Ball State - Sacramento State @ Central Michigan - UMass @ Toledo Thursday, Nov. 12: - TNF (Commanders @ Giants) - Memphis @ South Florida - Louisiana @ UL Monroe Friday, Nov. 13: - Florida State @ Pitt - Illinois @ UCLA - Houston @ Colorado Saturday, Nov. 14: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Nov. 15: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Nov. 16: - MNF (Chargers @ Ravens) Tuesday, Nov. 17: - Ball State @ Ohio - Eastern Michigan @ Western Michigan - Miami (OH) @ Kent State Wednesday, Nov. 18: - Akron @ UMass - Central Michigan @ Buffalo Thursday, Nov. 19: Thursday, Nov. 19: - TNF (Colts @ Texans) - Rice @ Temple Friday, Nov. 20: - Iowa State @ UCF - Clemson @ Duke - Bowling Green @ Toledo - Oregon @ Michigan State - UTEP @ Air Force Saturday, Nov. 21: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Nov. 22: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Nov. 23: - MNF (Bengals @ Commanders) Tuesday, Nov. 24: Tuesday, Nov. 24: - Miami (OH) @ Western Michigan - Kent State @ Eastern Michigan Wednesday, Nov. 25: - Thanksgiving Eve game (Packers @ Rams) Thursday, Nov. 26: - Thanksgiving: Bears @ Lions - Thanksgiving: Eagles @ Cowboys - TNF (Chiefs @ Bills) - TCU @ Texas Tech Friday, Nov. 27: - Broncos @ Steelers - Egg Bowl (Mississippi State @ Ole Miss) - Nebraska @ Iowa - Buffalo @ Akron - Toledo @ Ohio - Appalachian State @ South Alabama - Florida @ Florida State - North Dakota State @ San Jose State - Texas @ Texas A&M - Minnesota @ Wisconsin - West Virginia @ Utah - FAU @ East Carolina - Temple @ Memphis - Tulane @ USF Saturday, Nov. 28: - Full Saturday CFB slate Sunday, Nov. 29: - Full Sunday NFL slate Monday, Nov. 30: - MNF (Panthers @ Buccaneers) Then we have to go two whole days with no football

I don’t say this lightly… Do EVERYTHING you can to get this demon.

This is EXACTLY where VR needs to go. 🔥 Meta’s new VR glasses basically promise an Apple Vision Pro-style spatial experience… without strapping a brick to your face. ⚖️ Just 100g 🖥️ Micro-OLED displays ⚡ Snapdragon Reality Elite 👀 Eye tracking 🖐️ Hand tracking 🔋 External compute + battery puck 💰 $1,299 📅 Spring 2027 Smaller. Lighter. Cheaper.

This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for 🔥 Meta just announced its new VR Glasses. Basically an Apple Vision Pro-like experience, but MUCH smaller and lighter. • Only 100g • Micro-OLED displays • Snapdragon Reality Elite • Eye + hand tracking • External compute/battery puck • $1,299 This is the direction I want VR to go. Smaller, lighter, more comfortable, while keeping the full spatial computing experience. Launching Spring 2027. I’m getting these 100% 🙌

I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭 they deserved

This week's CFB & NFL viewing schedules

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Week 1 viewing grids 5 days of CFB from Thursday to Labor Day Monday 🏈

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When you realize you’re in your 30s still collecting pokemon cards