Jacob Barr @guywiththehands
Stand up comic linktr.ee/guywiththehands Ann Arbor, MI Joined November 2012-
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Idc how dom u are the second u sit in that dentist chair u become a dirty sub. If they say open wider your ass is opening wider. Imagine trying to be a brat in the chair? They say open wider and u go "ooh yeah make me, bitch" and they go "ooh no I just got my degree, sir"
Last year I was gonna switch hair pill companies because the prices were too high. I tried cancelling over the phone and the lady asked me how much cheaper it would need to be for me to stay? I said uh like $40 and they actually fucking did it. We GOTTA do more hagglin
An ambulance in "Born Again Krabs"
If you look at it from a philosophical perspective there is no difference between a stand up comedy open mic and a Yu-Gi-Oh card tournament
The midnight person didn't show up so I'm trapped here all night but it's okay cuz new bladee
How is sonic pinball so low? It's pinball (literally the greatest invention ever) combined with Sonic (literally the greatest invention ever)
How is sonic pinball so low? It's pinball (literally the greatest invention ever) combined with Sonic (literally the greatest invention ever)
Some guy I went to high school with is straight up posting hentai on his Facebook page for his grandparents to see. Can't wait to meet his body pillow wife at the reunion in a couple years
Imagine hitting some FENT in the club and hearing "Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei Nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma iei"
Imagine hitting some FENT in the club and hearing "Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei Nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma iei"
Now that Satan has stopped blocking the sun I can finally get back to staring at it
Every time I took psychs for the purpose of "learning something about myself" I had a terrible experience but every time I took them for the purpose of "laying on the ground and staring at bugs" best experience ever
The word of the day is ILLUMANATI HUMILIATION RITUAL THEY WANT TO FORCE FEED US JOHN CENAS RIPPED NAKED BODY NOT IN MY COUNTRY I GRRR I WILL NOT WEAR A DRESS UNLESS ITS LEOPARD PRINT
they should have digital signs along highways and roads that play Kai Cenat clips and soap cutting vids so I don’t have to go on my phone as much when I’m driving
This is like the 17th craziest thing in the movie
This is like the 17th craziest thing in the movie
Every ash Wednesday I'm reminded of the time at the dining hall when I swiped a ladies card at 6am and she had a cross on her head. My brain was cooked and the cross wasn't clear at all. Sooo I just went "hey you got some shit on your forehead " and she got SO MAD
I get so mad when my cat knocks over my bottle of hair pills like c'mon you greedy bitch you already have so much hair...save some for me please
How'd they fit all these wasps in a chipotle burrito, is that what they're serving us???? Fuckin liberals replacing my steak with wasps
How'd they fit all these wasps in a chipotle burrito, is that what they're serving us???? Fuckin liberals replacing my steak with wasps
It's crazy how they made the greatest comic book movie ever on like the first try
It's crazy how they made the greatest comic book movie ever on like the first try
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Oh shit someone is smoking a cigarette on the train. We going old school tonight.
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Jiri is genuinely the most unhinged UFC fighter 😂
@white__zach Tf you gotta make me look at it to for 🤣🤣😋
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