Mike LaRock @openmike
stand up comic | king of the 10-like tweet linktr.ee/mikelarock DC Joined July 2018-
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just got to greenland. actually mostly ice. appears the president has fallen for one of the classic blunders!
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did you know that mormon missionaries are not permitted to swim? true fact
oh, verizon wireless, you tease me with your silken tongue. how can I protest such sterling logical prowess?
pluto tv brings you the convenience of cable without the hassle of good quality programming
biblical times must have been sick I wish ‘wise man’ was still a viable career
if you want a truly immersive film experience, try watching Dune on a flight with no drink service.
reconnecting with a friend who moved to Nashville:
this is no way to speak of the late Gilbert Gottfried
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I’m headlining at Blue Ridge Comedy Club in a Bristol TN tomorrow and Saturday! If you know anyone in the area send them out help me live the dream baby! blueridgecomedy.com
when you’re ten years old in 1900 and your family sends you off to work in the mines:
self-defense instructor would be a great job for somebody whose kink is getting beaten up by frightened women.
it’s 4/20, you know what that means: only 360 days til tax day.
This wordle sucks
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“hey little sister, what have you done?!” — billy idol, upon finding her victims’ mangled corpses
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