Razor @hale_razor
Conservative politics humor. Satire. Snark. Sarcasm. Succinctness. Brevity is the soul - nay, the very essence and entire being - of wit, irony, and jocularity. Wherever Liberty is Threatened Joined February 2009-
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Won’t someone think of all the unemployed left-wing comic millionaires
We’re at the point where a tribe’s celebrated killing someone for their political speech is not fascism, but a guy losing his TV gig for brazenly lying about it is.
It's not just that they feel such joy for the murder of someone with whom they disagree, it's that they feel so comfortable expressing their sick glee publicly.
So weird that an ideology of aborted fetuses, stigmatized SAHM, same-sex celebration, and gender confusion results in fewer births.
So weird that an ideology of aborted fetuses, stigmatized SAHM, same-sex celebration, and gender confusion results in fewer births.
“The dictator is bad for democracy,” said the woman who fought to keep her political enemy off the ballot to deny voters a choice nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…
“The dictator is bad for democracy,” said the woman who fought to keep her political enemy off the ballot to deny voters a choice nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…
We were told that interference with a vote and official govt business is an assault on democracy and worse than Pearl Harbor
We were told that interference with a vote and official govt business is an assault on democracy and worse than Pearl Harbor
Oh no! How will Hollywood ever fill the void of unhinged unfunny anti-GOP propaganda to stoke partisan hatred in its fragile self-soothing echo chamber
Journalism is all about bravely speaking Truth to Clique
Journalism is all about bravely speaking Truth to Clique
They are the Nazis they warned us about
They are the Nazis they warned us about
Egregiously, people admitted to restaurant temporarily now considered trespassers at closing time.
Egregiously, people admitted to restaurant temporarily now considered trespassers at closing time. https://t.co/NvDOC1MIlj
Nothing says No Kings like siding with the country with a Supreme Leader over the only democracy in the Middle East.
"No kings," they lectured while praising the leadership of the guy who dined maskless during the Covid surge while telling the rest of us to stay away from family during the holidays and to always wear a mask politico.com/states/califor…
"No kings!" -same folks who lectured you to obey Governor orders to not attend church, assemble, or protest, and cheered the guy who unilaterally canceled student loans, installed a nominee without primaries, and told media what it couldn't publish
Israel isn’t attacking Iran, they’re just peacefully protesting its fascist federal government that is creating chaos.
“Don’t deploy the National Guard against rioting foreign nationals waving the foreign flag of the country that they are fighting to avoid being sent back to.”
Protesters vandalizing public property is totally cool free speech unless they deface a rainbow crosswalk.
Old enough to remember when possible trespass and certain interference with federal employees & process was insurrection, treason, jailable, and worse than Pearl Harbor.
The Seattle mayor would’ve approved of the Christians’ gathering if only they had occupied 5 city blocks for a few weeks, resulting in multiple shootings, two dead, and a summer of love.
The Seattle mayor would’ve approved of the Christians’ gathering if only they had occupied 5 city blocks for a few weeks, resulting in multiple shootings, two dead, and a summer of love.
In the end, it turns out that the "attacks on democracy" were the election-tampering, autopen-signing, health-hiding, replacement-installing ruling-in-secret unelected bureaucrats we met along the way.
2020: JUST BEING SAFE BC COVID '21: COVID '22: JUST A STUTTER '23: SHARP AS A TACK! 5/2024: BEST HEALTH EVER! 6/2024: WE'RE REPLACING HIM BC A BAD DEBATE 2/2025: He wasn't mentally fit 5/2025: He wasn't physically fit, stop talking about the past

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