Harley Breen @harleybreen
HARLEY BREEN - FLAT OUT DOING NOTHING - TOURING AROUND AUSTRALIA IN 2018. tickets on my website. https://t.co/awaiIXWAtI… harleybreen.com Joined December 2009-
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fuck i love New Zealand! everything about it. fuck yeah New Zealand!!! #NZ #NewZealand #FuckYeahNewZealand #ThisIsAWellWrittenTweet
Today I've eaten 7 sausages, fried chicken and some chicken flavoured chips... I'm a grown man with 2 children.
you shut your fuckin mouth. he is perfect and correct. one more out burst like this and you'll get a ban!! x.com/luckephil/stat…
you shut your fuckin mouth. he is perfect and correct. one more out burst like this and you'll get a ban!! x.com/luckephil/stat…
CARN THE SOCCEROOS!!! #Worldcup2018Russia x.com/caltexaustrali…
Here's my audition for Postcards x.com/caltexaustrali…
holy hell this is dumb. man i love my job! x.com/caltexaustrali…
first Goal to RUSSIA!!! fitting! #WorldCupRussia2018
Just changed my voice mail message to "Hey Mum and Dad, I never listen to these messages, please don't leave them, I'll call you back when I'm not at work" Hopefully it works
When you first joined Twitter vs. Today.
I just witnessed an adult human put dog poo in a plastic bag and then discard it in someone else's RECYCLING bin... An actual piece of shit!
what a great way to spend a Thursday drinking away friday. x.com/thursday_comed…
what a great way to spend a Thursday drinking away friday. x.com/thursday_comed…
great suggestion. and it's already happening. it'll be the best advice going around. #SuckingDickIsntParenting #shittingWithTheDoorOpen x.com/alisetamara/st…
great suggestion. and it's already happening. it'll be the best advice going around. #SuckingDickIsntParenting #shittingWithTheDoorOpen x.com/alisetamara/st…
I constantly struggle with the right words to choose to self promote and sell a show so I'll just say this: Perth you stupid fucks! I open tonight. harleybreen.com for tickets #FlatOutDoingNothing
Brilliant work. that would be @thejasonbyrne . Everyone; be like Chelsea! Big month of @Syd_Comedy_Fest ahead. Get into it! x.com/chelseazizou/s…
Brilliant work. that would be @thejasonbyrne . Everyone; be like Chelsea! Big month of @Syd_Comedy_Fest ahead. Get into it! x.com/chelseazizou/s…
Some great people to see from 7-11pm today would be: 7pm @capperflapper 7.15pm @Brettyblake @lukeheggie 7.30pm @Desbishop @MelindaButtle 8.30pm @dannymcginlay @harleybreen 8.45pm @guy_mont @kylekinane @mrseanpatton @TheNickCody @PeterTheJones
Tonight is sold out. Tomorrow is your last chance. Get on it. #flatoutdoingnothing Harleybreen.com
The brilliant @harleybreen (my oz support act) has a new stand up show called “Flat out doing nothing.” If you are in Australia then go and see him, you’ll love it. All the details here: harleybreen.com
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@harleybreen More parenting than dick sucking it would appear... cunts!
@harleybreen my hubby and I just attended the pilot of Taboo at Channel 10. OMG what a show...I haven't laughed so much in ages. I think this is a great concept and you did an awesome job. I hope it gets picked up! :)
I got about 3 minutes in before I realised what was going on... #ShittingWithTheDoorOpen best of ep.... @harleybreen
Who knew Pruitt was a #SWTDO fan @harleybreen #RatFuck x.com/justinjm1/stat…
I urge all Dads to listen to a podcast called "Shitting With The Door Open". It's by two Aussie comics, @harleybreen and Wade Duffin, and it's s gift to fatherhood. This week's topics include depression, consultative parentibg, and kids pissing themselves at the shops.
Awesome new episode of #ShittingWithTheDoorOpen you #RatFucks It's my one-year-olds favourite @harleybreen (Wade needs twitter)
Obviously I have always been and will continue to be a huge England football supporter! Head band and face paint staying ON for the rest of the cup
@joelcreasey Pretty sure she and her husband are just massive cunts.
@harleybreen Brilliant! I want to see you at a pompous winery, downing vino with food that has foam on it, instead of Bec Judd. 😂 Hope you’re enjoying yourself!
CATCH UP: @rorysloane9 talks his return + @harleybreen LIVE from Russia talks the @Socceroos & Jars has been caught out... AGAIN! #RushHour omny.fm/shows/rush-hou…
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A historic day for @RafaMarquezMX 🇲🇽 #GERMEX
Amazing performance by the lads today. Captain was fantastic and lead the team well as always. We deserved the draw. We will pick ourselves up and get ready for our next game now. 🙌🏼🌍🏆🇦🇺
@sinclairbreen @harleybreen Already bumped into him within 10 hours :-)
Our hearts go out to the friends, family and loved ones of Eurydice Dixon. It’s shocking that a promising performer went to work and didn’t get home safely. We’re deeply saddened by this awful news and send love to all close to her. gofundme.com/princes-park-v…
Funny ladies, you have made my heart beat since I was a toddler. My love tonight to the funny ladies who have no choice but to make jokes because life is scary and cruel and wonderful and so, so sad. xx
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