I’m in New York City hanging out with West Elm Caleb!

@vanamerongen Looking for west elm Caleb?

I just learned about “West Elm Caleb.” The only lesson from this situation is that people are on edge.

@AlbantaSanRoman West Elm Caleb? es lo puto peor, vuestro sexto sentido está completamente desafinado.

People would rather talk about Chris Rock slapping Will Smith than something serious, vital, and modern, like the current West Elm Caleb fiasco.

So, on TikTok right now there are dozens of women in NYC telling stories about a man named "Caleb from West Elm", who's a furniture designer that gaslights and ghosts them. It’s kind of like if John Tucker Must Die happened in real life in real time on TikTok—and I'm here for it.

@thechosenberg Most states in America do not have laws against adultery - not a single country in Europe has such a law. Laws against adultery go hand in hand with patriarchal norms (actual patriarchy, not west elm Caleb) What world does this woman want to live in?

@xbtGBH I need to be able to get my ‘bortion pills so west elm caleb can cum inside, what’s another 10 trillion to Ukraine?

@janesingasong a guy chases a woman with a big butt and she turns out to have a shitty personality, nobody acts confused or pretends it's not his fault. how are west elm caleb's identifying traits any deeper than ass meat? when will people start looking for the character fundamentals?

I love reviving old discourse. You guys remember west elm caleb? He epitomized the failures of the accessory bf, of TypeofGuyism. to realize that he was just an empty branding exercise in signifiers was the thing that ultimately hurt these women the most.

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@browserdotsys Turning your son into the West Elm Caleb of the playground

@DanseurTabby @kaschuta Interesting. I suppose you are right when we see the percentage of people who haven’t had sex in the last 18mo. Interesting that men seem to be leading this charge (incels) while West Elm Caleb’s clean up. Women seem to be lagging in rejecting sex, but it doesn’t look to be in…

I’m like west elm Caleb but I bring my dates to the museum of natural history and tell them about my plan to be mayor of NYC. Thank GOD men don’t care enough to have one of those “are we dating the same woman” Facebook groups. I’d be in there for SURE.

@signulll A new West Elm Caleb

This guy should really get the west elm caleb treatment

I wonder what West Elm Caleb is up to this Friday night

@tonyhawktruther West Elm Caleb went to my high school

@thechosenberg We needed a new West Elm Caleb story arc