clay @headmasterclay
this place is dead anyway man probably at home Joined December 2012-
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how i woke up this morning having gone to bed at 9 and not watching any election updates
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
my cat and my parents dog are best friends in a sort of david v goliath type way
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Crowdkill of the year goes to this guy hitting a dude with the John Lennon
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The funniest parts of any Steely Dan song are the name drops. Like, nigga. Who the fuck is Hoops McCann
i would fucking die before i drink of one these at a function
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Just normal human stuff
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manifesting circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Ian Watkins 🕯 dead at 46 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even
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@dieworkwear @jack for fucks sake man just pass it already
@boring_as_heck my labrador does the same thing when i pretend to throw the ball. what are they hiding
@mendiezeeno this would already look unhinged even if it was just this quadrant
1 year dog progress, coming along nicely
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Have you ever seen any of us in the same room??
@elextra__ i have the clip saved for reaction purposes bc it’s just so good
look at this enormous fucking cat
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