Heather @heathermurrays
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When even your cat can’t believe how loudly the bros upstairs walk every single flippin day
The purest cat name suggestions/work email I’ve ever received
If you’re an adult man inquiring at a preschool with the email address ‘hairycoconuts’, grow up
A parent just gave me a candy bar and told me “it’s for happiness not fat!” Sounds true, will eat.
I locked my twitter account so I could talk shit about work in peace and never have, but I have to work tomorrow on a SNOW DAY which is bullSHIT at a school so here’s my chance!!! More shit tweeting in 2018.
@policevest Hahah still feels like a crazy amount of years!!
When you’re 3 years old and feeling brave
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64 Followers 204 Following
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880K Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
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2K Followers 1K Following Former Succession Emmy Campaign Manager. Unfortunately Madridista 🎾⛸️
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1.2M Followers 2K Following One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87
sam 🍂👻 @burritoprophet
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85 Followers 300 Following There is nothing better than a good dance party with great people.
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