Heather Britsky @heatheruncensor
I joined the twitter to hopefully get some of these random thoughts out of my head so they stop clogging my brain Joined March 2017-
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@BNCNews This is not George T Sampson, but actually Henry T Sampson. grainger.illinois.edu/alumni/disting…
It is 2019. When is @Microsoft going to add tabs to Word documents?
Asked my husband to clean up the kitchen. He went way above and beyond what I expected. And then I spent the next week looking for things because he put everything back in the wrong place. #marriage #winsomelosesome #didhedoitonpurposesohedoesnthavetodoitagain
Hey @pizzahut - Why do I have to buy the whole pizza when all I want is the stuffed crust?
Me at 18: Heck yea I'm an adult I do what I want! Me at 30: How the hell do 18 year olds qualify as adults? Adult is at least 24 if not 30 if not 45.
I legitimately just said "Swiper no swiping!" to my #cat for eating my other cat's food. I've never even seen #DoratheExplorer
Trey Bolton made more per week as a will-be-high-school-senior than I do as a 30-year-old with a college degree. #hsm #whattheheck
My #cats are so spoiled they get their own Brita pitcher.
#HGTV gave me unrealistic expectations about Sold signs.
:cat meowing incessantly: Me: Mia! Stop! You will get fed at fo... Oh. It is four.
YES PANDORA I AM STILL LISTENING #pandora #dontneedtoaskevery40minutes
Where do the #teenagemutantninjaturtles get their pizza money?
I seriously can't handle #keepingupwiththekattarshians. Two are play fighting and one is chasing his tail and I can't handle the cute.
#propertybrothers homeowner: Of course we're gonna get offers; there's nothing like this ever. Except every other house ever on #HGTV
A #Zillow commercial just made me cry. What is happening to me?
Jeff was a beautiful, adorable muffin and deserved so much better. #ThirteenReasonsWhy
Kept getting mad @ tracking cuz it said my package would be delivered Friday & it hadn't been yet. Was 5pm b4 I realized it's only Thursday
#YouMightGetDivorcedIf he says he liked the Star Wars prequels better
It's not that I can't listen to Pony w/o thinking of Magic Mike. It's that I can't listen to Pony w/o thinking of Jenna D-T on LipSyncBattle
Leslie Radice @Laradice09
63 Followers 270 Following
Mike Iorio @Oreoverse
722 Followers 843 Following Man, myth, Flyers fan. Wildlife conservation devotee, personal trainer, and music/sci-fi geek. Hence, I tweet a lot re: animals, fitness & nerd stuff
Myka Forrest @MykaKay
82 Followers 306 Following Christian, wife, mama, web developer, photographer, musician
Mike Iorio @Oreoverse
722 Followers 843 Following Man, myth, Flyers fan. Wildlife conservation devotee, personal trainer, and music/sci-fi geek. Hence, I tweet a lot re: animals, fitness & nerd stuff
Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday
2.3M Followers 922 Following "The Guild" Reunion Movie is HAPPENING! https://t.co/wE56aAs2Dm "Lost Daughter of Sparta" graphic novel: https://t.co/HAP7jM4Ku2
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 159 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion
2.7M Followers 540 Following It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
Myka Forrest @MykaKay
82 Followers 306 Following Christian, wife, mama, web developer, photographer, musician
Dan West @Danwestcomedy
448 Followers 1K Following Comedian, writer, former Space Jam enthusiast Somehow this has become a reality dating show account.
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
7.9M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Emma Watson @EmmaWatson
23.6M Followers 355 Following
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.6M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.8M Followers 486 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
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