Olive @helpimaLlve

I work, drink, and think too much and I need somewhere to share it. New York, NY Joined February 2017

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Olive @helpimaLlve

8 years ago

5:44 in this video, phenomenal. Love these queens @ArianaGrande and @MileyCyrus Celebrities talking about Miley Cyrus youtu.be/8nJkcJdzbTU via @YouTube

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8 years ago

I tried "spring cleaning" today but it was actually a very non-fun "spring break" ................................................... because its taken me 7 hours

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8 years ago

I TAKE THE RAIL ROAD. L - I - R - R . youtube.com/watch?v=hceok7…

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8 years ago

Leave the bottle please #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

Need lower back support #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

This desk chair sucks #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

Can you reach it? #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

What is that itch? #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

I need to clean #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

Carry me home pls #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

Cya at happy hour #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

Give me more money #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

Can it stop now? #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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8 years ago

Not really going well #BeingAnAdultIn4Words

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Jesse McLaren @McJesse

8 years ago

Periodically retweeting this until @PaulMcCartney or @ringostarrmusic explain themselves.

Jesse McLaren @McJesse

9 years ago

Periodically retweeting this until @PaulMcCartney or @ringostarrmusic explain themselves.

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Olive @helpimaLlve

8 years ago

Y’all. Work sucks. U no?

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

8 years ago

Sure doing drugs is a rush but have you tried introducing two friends who you think would really like each other?

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Olive @helpimaLlve

8 years ago

Legit was taught to play the recorder but not file taxes. LEGIT THO THIS IS NOT A JOKE. pls help me file my taxes

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8 years ago

Amen.

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