henry joce @henry_joce
Joined November 2011-
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Sound of a woman snoring is worse
How old does someone have to be before you can officially call them a fucking asshole? Please say 6
Looks like a 10 year old wearing her dads suit jacket and glasses
Imagine running for your life and that's the fastest you can run
The Amalfi Coast on an early summer morning [📹 morollalessandro]
Saving TikTok cooking videos and never cooking it >>
‘Out of stock’
Me when someone else has a cold: Oh that's a bummer. You'll be ok soon! Me when I have a cold: Nobody has ever been more sick in human history. Perhaps I have become more goop than man.
Not doing the blonde stereotype any favours
When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny
Need be here 🍃
How unemployed do you have to be to go clubbing on a Monday
Singing in the shower is pretty fun, until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s just a soap opera
‘I’ll do it tomorrow’