MaryPoppins @heyjustpray
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The faculty are the true believers - the kids are their prodigy.
The faculty are the true believers - the kids are their prodigy.
Tonight, as my two-year-old was dumping mountains of Parmesan cheese on his noodles Er said, “Scotty, that’s too much!” Scotty looked at her and cried, “but I want too much!!” Has there ever been a truer statement uttered about the human predicament?😂
Students blocking another student from exercising his right to walk through campus to attend class are guilty of multiple violations. They should be prosecuted AND subjected to disciplinary proceedings in the university's system for violating the rights of other students.
Students blocking another student from exercising his right to walk through campus to attend class are guilty of multiple violations. They should be prosecuted AND subjected to disciplinary proceedings in the university's system for violating the rights of other students.
i don’t know who needs to hear this but having children is *literally* free can we please stop with the “kids are expensive” nonsense? your lifestyle is expensive, not children
Darth Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
Darth Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
I wanna live in a country where elites who travel to a private island with sex for minors are prosecuted and ranchers who defend their property are not.
"Campus security, what's your emergency?" "I was occupying the quad, just minding my own business and chanting 'globalize the intifada,' when the Zionists told me to eat a salad"
"Campus security, what's your emergency?" "I was occupying the quad, just minding my own business and chanting 'globalize the intifada,' when the Zionists told me to eat a salad"
And you ghouls built an entire political party around killing them
And you ghouls built an entire political party around killing them
Be sure your humor is so subtle no one gets it. Follow me for more #lifehacks
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If you want Israel to stand down you might want to reconsider cheering for Hamas and instead call on them to release their hostages and surrender.
It’s simple: they want the Jews dead
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Incredible.
The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes babylonbee.com/news/the-babyl… via @TheBabylonBee
Sometimes I ponder the fact that if my husband and I hadn’t grown up together, we would have never met.
Useful idiots.
Get the sense that we talk about on-campus harassment and intimidation differently when the subjects are Jewish students? In 2017, an anonymous jerk put flyers with a Confederate flag and cotton around American University's campus. They read "Huzzah for Dixie" or similar. 🧵
Do you scramble your eggs before you put them in the pan or after? Wrong answers only.
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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
461K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)If the kids protesting at Columbia University and other schools really cared about the lives of Palestinians, instead of protesting Israel’s evils, they need to demand Hamas release Israel’s hostages, stop indiscriminately firing rockets into Israel, and to surrender.
Columbia waited too long Now faculty are in on it They’ll never get this toothpaste back in the tube It was a mistake Columbia will regret to let them get a toe hold in the first place
Well, at least I’m not raising a theater kid
How can anyone look at the architecture of the 60s and 70s and NOT conclude that these were insanely arrogant ppl?? The first picture is our town’s 1886 courthouse (and the rest of our little downtown matches). When it had to be expanded in early 70s, THAT’S what they built.…
It's true. Just got a call from DeSantis telling us to stand down.
Trump hails ‘full and enthusiastic support’ from Ron DeSantis after ‘great meeting’ with the Florida governor trib.al/K2lIeIm
Tonight, as my two-year-old was dumping mountains of Parmesan cheese on his noodles Er said, “Scotty, that’s too much!” Scotty looked at her and cried, “but I want too much!!” Has there ever been a truer statement uttered about the human predicament?😂
There’s a church near us and their sign has messages like: “Spring” “Jesus?” “Hello.” It’s like a bot came to life and started taking over church signs.
I miss when men and women were completely mystified by our inherent differences, but in a good-natured way. Like women were all, "God, Jeff has been out back all morning tinkering with his bike and ignoring me," with a little eye roll, smiling out the window fondly at Jeff.…
@LloydLegalist Around 2001 I got these still served this way in Romania. A wonderful flashback to my childhood.
@LloydLegalist And it was absolutely delicious. Did a semester in London mid 90s where they were still fried and were giving them away for free...a fond memory
@LloydLegalist And THAT is why I had sent multiple letters to NASA telling them to deep fry their probes so they would last longer against the sun's radiation. I never heard back. 🤔
@LloydLegalist Perfect for removing any and all skin from your mouth.
@LloydLegalist I can still taste it 20 years later even though I couldn’t taste anything after eating it while leaving the drive thru.
@LloydLegalist And it was fried, not baked like those sorry substitute things they sell now
@LloydLegalist A time when lawyers had more important things to tend to.
@LloydLegalist The roof of my mouth is permanently scarred.
There was a time, let me assure you, when this apple pie was served at the surface temperature of the planet Mercury.
Students blocking another student from exercising his right to walk through campus to attend class are guilty of multiple violations. They should be prosecuted AND subjected to disciplinary proceedings in the university's system for violating the rights of other students.
This is at a public university… IN AMERICA 🇺🇸
i don’t know who needs to hear this but having children is *literally* free can we please stop with the “kids are expensive” nonsense? your lifestyle is expensive, not children
Not remotely ready for life in the SEC
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
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