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Did y’all watch Cherbono on Netflix? Cherbono wanted to kill everyone and it did. Cherbono almost ruined Sweden which is where Robyn is from. If it wasn’t for Cherbono there wouldn’t have been as much done for the community.
People will literally do wars because they don’t want buttplay to happen
In 2019 I’m going to yell more. Yell at people, yell at cars. Just yell.
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Supreme should make like a hat or shirt where they use the font from Slayer, but instead of Slayer it says Supreme
I wish Fred Durst was alive to fight Post Malone
I just found out that when you tweet something people can actually read that and I’m a little freaked out
@realDonaldTrump hey when you gonna breakout that signature dance move?
Anthony Hopkins is one actor who is just straight up totally himself, Anthony Hopkins, 100% of the time
I would like it if The Weeknd said “ok next album I’m doing a super-deep voice” and then the album came out and was like “grumble, grimble, grumble...”
I only have sex to emotional piano music
You guys dubstep happened ten years ago today. Feel old yet?
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