Hillary Carroll @hillwc

Mobile, AL Joined January 2011

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Scotty Boyles @SBoyles54

6 years ago

How many licks to get to the center?👅👅👅@hillwc

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Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets

7 years ago

2019 is going to be one wet lit mfucker, free the whales, save the 🐝, b safe always

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Guys: I have cracked the code. Yesterday morning I woke my wife up, I kissed her cheek, and I whispered softly in her ear: “I’m taking you to get mimosas. Let’s go get drunk at 10:00 in the morning” I swear to god I’ve never seen her so happy.

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Matt McGowin @Mattyice_6

7 years ago

They’re 43-108. Blind people are the only ones watching their games at this point

Baseball Bros @BaseballBros

7 years ago

They’re 43-108. Blind people are the only ones watching their games at this point

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Brent Barnes @BrEnT_tRaVii103

7 years ago

Boyyyyy y’all better stop with this “days without sex” trend... I know some of y’all are getting ran through like a yellow light.

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Fifty Shades Freed @FiftyShades

8 years ago

The final chapter begins this Valentine’s Day. Watch the trailer, and book tickets now: unvrs.al/FSFTix

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Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek

8 years ago

Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.