Hot Sanchez @hotsanchez
Not Hot Karl, not Dirty Sanchez. I'm Hot Sanchez and you're not. Scottsdale, AZ Joined August 2009-
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#uknowyouuglywhen when you overhear the guys checking you out say "she's a six pack"
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#whostillwears the 3 wolf moon shirt - I saw that shit at Walmart - fer realz.
@Alyssa_Milano Fyi the over-the-shoulder spanking scene from FEAR is the main reason I wear glasses #youllgoblind
Ladies, regarding anal sex: "You aren't supposed to like it, you're just supposed to do it." #familyvalues
RT @rejectedjokes: The movie Waterworld lied. You can't drink your own piss in the future.(don't tell my girlfriend)
Michael Vick supposed to play tonight? All I can think of the episode of Bullshit about #PETA - fuck animal abuse, but fuck PETA too.
Lol at #diamondbacks talking about Luis Gonzales' character - dude had more side pussy than Wilt Chamberlin. #MLB
Luis Gonzales press conference #diamondbacks Give-A-Shit meter on .05 - retire already Gonzo
At a BBQ for my uncle, out of the pen after 25 years. #irl
@80miles if you run a bit I'll give you up to 10 seconds, if you walk right up to Brock, 3.5 seconds.
"Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement" #pattonoswalt is cracking me up.
My little brother, Warm Sanchez, thinks Larry Fitzgerald has a nice ass. #cardinals
Noel Gallagher leaves Oasis to return to his previous profession of smashing watermellons. #news
@drdrew thanks, now I have to look up iotrogenesis.
I had a dream that Beverly chick from 3tv took her shirt off during the news. Life is good, especially when I'm asleep.
Lol@ priest "Ted led a life of prayer" - "errrah dear lahd, please don't let them find the cah with the broad in the watah"
RT @Alyssa_Milano: Paparazzi got a picture of me w/ no makeup, zit on my forehead...http://twitpic.com/focmw (I'd still hit it darlin')
These fkn mountains take forever to turn blue!
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