How To Be A Bro @howtobeabro
Professionally Awesome. Bro. facebook.com/howtobeabro Joined October 2009-
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Advantage of having sex on a school bus? Plenty of snacks.
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Called my bed guy, 2nd broken bed this month. Only need 3 more stamps on my customer appreciation card before I get a free bed. Awesome!
In case of an emergency, Bros shall always put their Bro's oxygen mask on before their own.
Proof that Alcohol - Wingman = Ugly Chicks http://bit.ly/bZRlh7. Don't make the mistake. This has been a Public Service Announcement.
Guys don't have baths, unless it's with a chick. Which is still not an excuse to use scented candles, no matter how good they smell.
Answer: Yep, there's even an app for it. It's called iBoink.
Can the iPhone get you laid?... Challenge Accepted! http://tcrn.ch/cFP70K
The key to happiness happens to be the same key to any hot chick's place.
ARRGH!!! Bros shall never put a red shirt in their Bro's white laundry as a joke!!
A Bro must pretend to know how to build anything in front of hot chicks. Safety isn't important, unless! you're trying to MacGyver a condom.
When lost at sea, Bros shall not cut their Bro's leg so that the shark circling them will go after the bleeding Bro. #SharkWeek
Hooked up with Robin Sparkles last night. But not in a mall :(
Was in 3 car accidents today, taxi drivers couldn't look away from the rear-view mirror. Sadly their insurance doesn't cover my awesomeness.
Comic-Con is awesome, hot chicks into role-playing.
Using Inception to pick up chicks tonight. Going deep.
Sleeping with a co-worker is always a mistake and should never happen. That is what you should write on the restraining order.
Women's Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever - http://is.gd/dA2HP True story.
Using pheromones to pick up women is cheating. Call me old fashioned but I prefer to pick up women using just deceit and trickery.
Went for my usual morning jog out the fire escape. #regularmorning
A Bro shall never refuse the opportunity to go tandem bike riding with their bro.
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