Blonde Math Teach 🌻 @hs_mathteach
Maryland, USA Joined February 2017-
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The goal of early childhood education should be to activate the child’s own natural desire to learn. At @abcfoodtours we do that through coming up with creative approaches of exposing our students to food & fitness. . Thank you P.S. 188 for allowing us to celebrate with y’all!
Everyone in the world is freaking out that Kris Jenner wakes up at 4:30 am, but I know so many teachers that do that too, and no one’s praising them for it 😒
Just calculated how much money I spent on my students/classroom in 2018. $505.99 on Amazon alone (that’s all I have the receipts for). There is something very wrong with that 💸
I legitimately had NIGHTMARES about this woman as a child, yet I plugged an Alexa into my house without a single hesitation. Tf?????
Don’t be crazy. Don’t be crazy. Let it go. It’s not worth it. Let it go.
Don’t be crazy. Don’t be crazy. Let it go. It’s not worth it. Let it go.
If you shame girls for liking Pumpkin Spice Lattes because “it’s generic” I hate to burst your bubble, but playing fortnite all day isn’t exactly unique
Me on the first day of school when my students walk into my room and learn that I have a new last name
I’m convinced that Becca’s stylist hates her. Her finale dress looks like my prom dress from 2010. #holysequins #theBachlorette
My husband and I are both soooooo Type A at work but so messy at home that our house is constantly a disaster. HOW
You can’t put your business on social media and then get mad when people are in your business....
Jason IS Jack Pearson #mindblown #MenTellAll #bachelorette 🤯😍
I can’t wait for the day my married last name starts feeling like my actual last name #missmymaidenname
Some days I want to karate chop my husband in the throat but days like today make me think he’s an actual saint ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Just want to make a PSA that @FedEx is the literal worst and I’ve sat home all day for 2 days waiting for a package that hasn’t arrived. Now I’m being given another promise that it will be delivered tomorrow. Day 3 of waiting for something that probably won’t arrive!!! 😃😃😃😃😃
if you get a message on instagram that starts off with “Hey girl!” you know it’s about to be someone trying to sell you their random ass products that no one ever wants
Girl you got yourself all that busted plastic surgery the least you can do is buy your child’s teacher school supplies that will benefit your child’s education & maybe not refer to her as a bitch bc that makes you look tacky..

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