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chaonaut @hypertravel

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chaonaut @hypertravel

5 years ago

Mein 4 Jähriger hat sich heute morgen entschieden statt des Frühstücks einfach einige Minuten das Lightning Kabel in den Bauchnabel zu stecken #niewiederkochen

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chaonaut @hypertravel

5 years ago

Dank des #Nutriscore s den man jetzt auf Lebensmitteln findet, kann ich auch endlich meinem 4 Jährigen ein Gefühl dafür vermitteln was Lobbyismus ist.

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Josie Zayner @josiezayner

5 years ago

How much time has humanity lost to accepting cookies everytime we visit a website?

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chaonaut @hypertravel

5 years ago

Mein 3 jähriger nimmt sein Spielzeugsmartphone mit aufs Klo weil er denkt das muss so. 😭 #medienkonsum

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Naval @naval

5 years ago

Just like a low resting heart rate is the byproduct of intense exercise, low anxiety is the byproduct of intense self-examination.

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Larry Kim @larrykim

5 years ago

#MondayMotivation: 👀In life and success, perspective is everything

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Naval @naval

6 years ago

By the time official channels tell you the truth, against an implacable enemy that doubles its forces every three days, it’s too late. Think for yourself or suffer the consequences.

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A Buffalo @LAURENCEJAMS

6 years ago

By the time official channels tell you the truth, against an implacable enemy that doubles its forces every three days, it’s too late. Think for yourself or suffer the consequences.

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Balaji @balajis

6 years ago

Will the rallies continue until super-spreading is proved? UW's @trvrb estimates ~570 cases in WA, a state of 7.5 million. So an event with >9120 people chosen at random from WA has >50% chance of having at least one case. That's how super-spreading happens. Here's the math.

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epsilon @epsilon3141

6 years ago

Watching Wuhan I thought back in end January: - Good that we now know how to and how not to respond to this - Good that China bought us time to prepare - Good that we now know about effectiveness of massive social distancing. 8 weeks later: They completely ignored all lessons

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Mario Hachemer @MarioHachemer

6 years ago

China hat der Welt durch extrem intensive und schmerzhafte Quarantäne Maßnahmen mehr als 6 Wochen Vorbereitungszeit geschenkt. Es ist zum heulen das wir dieses Geschenk nicht genutzt haben um unsere Systeme vorzubereiten, sondern es bisher mit Spießbürgertum verschwendet haben.

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ian bremmer @ianbremmer

6 years ago

“Best guess epidemiology” from the American Hospital Association: 480,000 deaths from coronavirus (compared to 57,000 from flu last year) Biggest issue here: overload of medical system capacity.

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Xavier Faure @XFaure

6 years ago

If @nntaleb taught me anything : (1) Don’t try to predict extreme events, it’s impossible (2) Take steps so that negative extreme events don’t kill you and positive ones benefit you hugely, that’s feasible (3) … (4) Profit and live happily

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

6 years ago

Not that anybody asked, but “Friday the 6th” is exactly as rare as “Friday the 13th”, itself arriving seven days later.

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woppa 🎗😷 @Woppa1Woppa

6 years ago

Brilliant way to ensure facemask supply for people in Taiwan 🇹🇼! We HKers just need 光復香港 printed on ours 😉 #coronavirus #COVID19

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Paul Graham @paulg

6 years ago

Told 7 yo I wrote an essay about having kids. He asked if there was anything about him in it. I showed him the paragraph where I said that you don't just love your kids, but they become your friends too. He had a big smile reading that.

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chaonaut @hypertravel

6 years ago

Just opened WhatsApp to write my 2 yrs old to come and have dinner, When i couldn’t find him in my contacts I only realized he did not have WhatsApp a device or the ability to read 🙊🙈

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chaonaut @hypertravel

7 years ago

Senior Recruiter am Telefon: "Bei unserem Klienten kann man aber nicht den Sommer lang bis um 6 am Badesee liegen und dafür Nachts ein bisschen programmieren, oder 10 wochen in Urlaub fahren, wie sie das als Freiberufler kennen." 😑 #womenintech #freelancing #todayilearned

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