iFail @iFailtweets
opinions expressed are my own and not of apple fruit stand Joined July 2011-
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Its been far too long. How is the resistance holding everyone?
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@AppleBuddha @visualstales @westy2018 @i_screams Ironically no longer working there ;)
@FamilyRoomHero a luxury I would kill for at this point...
How are my apple brothers and sisters? Everyone still hangin' in there?
Wow. Just wow. 608 followers...like almost 60 or 70 more than when I last checked. I may not be at apple anymore but I can still contribute!
@JQuincyAdams *facepalm* the "genius" here is the one still using obsolete technology. I suppose you browse for pron on dial up too...
@natums @familyroomhero 2/2 yknow...staff for the sake of staffing....n some shit like that.
@natums @familyroomhero with apple, the rules don't apply...see...apple already has more money than anyone will know what to do with 1/2
@FRStales I feel the same way. I hardly come on here anymore...
@harrymccracken hey. Maybe you can get an in store google payment app for the google retail...oh Wait. Sorry. Better luck next time.
@chappers_tweets you didn't say an appointment. The reason they get behind is because others show up late and refuse to follow the rules
@chappers_tweets when I'm ignored I intentionally get noticed by asking someone wtf or something. Just sayin.
If you're still calling it iPhone 5, you deserve to be hit in the genitals with a hammer.
@MingMingThePand this is way larger than that but I see your point
@MingMingThePand but eventually I will need to pair up with a lawyer firm balls enough to challenge apple.
@MingMingThePand I am also waiting to hear back from workforce development whom I have filed the initial discrimination claim with.
@MingMingThePand my own lawyer refuses to respond to me because he's a criminal lawyer not a civil. I've reached out to others..no response
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Dodo @LeDodoLoco
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Red Zone Hell @redzonehell
304 Followers 206 Following Approaching, probing, presenting, listening and ending with a fond farewell...to Chinese resellers and angry suburban housewives.
![Offering world renowned customer service in 3 steps: Aligning, Acknowledging, and Shanking Bitches. [Not an official endorsed account].](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1724095063/Apple_Rainbow_logo___Think_different_1280blasck.jpeg){kind=logo}
Sassy Specialist @SassySpecialist
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Apple Store Memes @AplMemes
925 Followers 24 Following This is NOT an official Apple account. All memes are based on real occurrences. Unless credited, names and locations are changed to protect the fruit workers.
Mentor @MentorsMoments
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