Matthew Salyers @iamabeesting
Joined April 2009-
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"A man once asked me … how I managed in my books to write such natural conversation between men when..." tmblr.co/Z9J0yp1D6r-Y5
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"What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself" - Anton Chekhov (via... tmblr.co/Z9J0yp17itgny
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i really haven't had time to go to the gym for a year or so.
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Not sure what Samuel Jackson is up to, but shouldn't he have already made Snakes On a Train?
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I bet The Weather Channel gets pretty annoyed when the other channels start covering weather.
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Ate too many sour cream and onion potato chips today. #Ugggggggrrrrrghghg #FeelLikeGarbage
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I will do almost anything not to get anything done.
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When windmills see tornados do they get excited or scared?
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