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“@womenshumor: If I could, I'd travel everywhere by piggy back.” @A_Mart53
If you are still sleeping please go fuck yourself forever
“@womenshumor: My life is a constant series of 10% battery warnings.” Or 2% @A_Mart53
Firecrackers???...someone just bought a bottle of Hennessy. What time is it? 7:10am @A_Mart53
We are going to outer space tonight @A_Mart53 😜😊
Ziggy's night 1 DBT 🎸🎶💓 @drivebytruckers @pattersonhood
Why is it people cant avoid running over turtles...it's a turtle! 😠
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@tiffany_ott1 "this is us" 👯👯👭
And then I always eat all of it #whitegirlproblems
I always get too much fro-yo #whitegirlproblems
Elaine dumps her bf when she catches him singing "We Are Young" in the shower. George becomes a "defender of gluten."