Florida Man @_FloridaMan

(RETIRED) Everywhere, FL Joined January 2013

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Florida Man @_FloridaMan

7 years ago

🚨 BREAKING: MUELLER NEWS 🚨 Only joking, but for real, the Florida Legislature is trying to disenfranchise voters with some bullshit shenanigans. Sign this petition to prove you’re cool and I’ll follow you out of solidarity. change.org/p/florida-legi…

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Florida Man Fire Bombs Garage That Impounded His Car, Hits His Own Vehicle wftv.com/news/local/man…

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Florida Man Accused of Masturbating in Front of Children Says He Was Just Adjusting His Hernia wric.com/news/national/…

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Florida Man Steals $33,000 Worth of Rare Coins, Cashes Them in CoinStar Machine for $29.30 palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/…

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7 years ago

Hell yeah, now we’re talking.

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Uh-oh, I think I know where this is going. *clicks on article* Well that wasn’t what I was expecting. Touchè, Florida.

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Jack Kogod @Unsilent

7K Followers 562 Following Done with this place.

Highly self-aware dilettante. A lover of food, cooking, football, and relapsed drum corps nerd hitchiking my way down the eightfold path.

Alan @idontwan2know

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Kathryn Varn @kathrynvarn

6K Followers 2K Following @Axios Tampa Bay reporter // Past ✍️ @USATODAY @TB_Times @A24's 'Florida!' book // @UF @TheAlligator alum 🐊 // she/her // Subscribe to our FREE newsletter ⬇️

Hatey McLife @Hatey_McLife

1K Followers 406 Following Hatey McLife was shat out of hell.

Steven Lemongello @SteveLemongello

8K Followers 8K Following Senior editor at @orlandosentinel • Jersey native, Florida convert

VacatedWins @VacatedWins

2K Followers 1K Following I'm not joking, just joking I am joking, just joking I'm not joking.

Applecores (Taylor’... @GovWLePetomane

257 Followers 460 Following My greatest dream is to own a tiny giraffe

Born too late to explore the earth and too early to explore the stars, but at least I got to see some weird shit on the Internet.

As seen on TV: 4th & ... @4thAndJort

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scobeard @scobeard

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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets

105 Followers 516 Following actual alligator | 👍💨

Orbis Non Suficit | Sports Jeopardy! contestant | PGA TOUR 2K Community Council Member | Cubs, Packers, Bucks, Badgers | Ephesians 2:8-9

Steve Roeland @sroeland

453 Followers 2K Following Orbis Non Suficit | Sports Jeopardy! contestant | PGA TOUR 2K Community Council Member | Cubs, Packers, Bucks, Badgers | Ephesians 2:8-9

Headlines from Tampa Bay #Rays' campaign for a new stadium since '09 (and other #SportsBiz stuff). Named to Forbes' #SportsMoney50 list.

Shadow of Stadium @StadiumShadow

3K Followers 1K Following Headlines from Tampa Bay #Rays' campaign for a new stadium since '09 (and other #SportsBiz stuff). Named to Forbes' #SportsMoney50 list.

Atlanta native. Former #FSU beat writer. Ex-Miami Herald. FWAA. Once ruined a D1 coaching search. Braves. Fins. Most tweets composed from the porcelain throne.

Patrik Nohe @PatrikNohe

3K Followers 818 Following Atlanta native. Former #FSU beat writer. Ex-Miami Herald. FWAA. Once ruined a D1 coaching search. Braves. Fins. Most tweets composed from the porcelain throne.

Isabella Cherry @IsabellaCh72666

7 Followers 114 Following

魔法師꒰◍ᐡᐤ... @evonnelin1228

0 Followers 165 Following

Sabrina Nichole @NicholeSab4467

0 Followers 4 Following Hit me up for FT calls 📞☎️and meetups 🚘,I also sell adults contents 18+💦🍆🥵. https://t.co/yMJrGbzqvY

Iowa Short Fiction Award. Lammy Finalist. Recent work in VQR. 🏳️‍🌈 Fellowships: Yaddo, MacDowell, Bread Loaf, Sewanee. (Rarely use this platform.)

Matthew Lansburgh �... @senorlansburgh

562 Followers 514 Following Iowa Short Fiction Award. Lammy Finalist. Recent work in VQR. 🏳️‍🌈 Fellowships: Yaddo, MacDowell, Bread Loaf, Sewanee. (Rarely use this platform.)

Yvonne @Yvonne1316581

1 Followers 16 Following

sersna @sersnawu

2 Followers 24 Following

Gosdin Ruthie @GosdinR9051

0 Followers 312 Following

Pan_Panda @Bi_Bee_Bean

6 Followers 109 Following Dream SMP and anime Fan

Rowdy @Rowdy12Bravo

438 Followers 245 Following Motorcycle and Manual transmission lover from the Midwest!

Kendra @Kendra130

147 Followers 2K Following seeking for a serious friend with benefit someone mature ❤️❤️❤️

Little @nhlittle

166 Followers 783 Following

Angel Antonio @tongelin1393

5 Followers 417 Following

Nimra Choudhry @ChoudhryNi38130

3 Followers 15 Following

Rohit bhat @Rohitbhat529595

1 Followers 4 Following

Blck 56 @Blckfive56

29 Followers 84 Following

Dzikus Nowak @DzikusNowak

0 Followers 4 Following

mary mark @marymark791687

16 Followers 44 Following just a girl with wifi & big dreams ✨ | iced coffee enthusiast | tweeting my thoughts 💭

1984 GF/NB looks like mid 20 xD 🇩🇪 🇬🇧
Buys toxic socks & shoes, loves stinky feet ♥_♥
Into: Games, TV, Music & Porn Waited 4 Starbound since feb 16. 2012

ashhw @ashhw84

671 Followers 6K Following 1984 GF/NB looks like mid 20 xD 🇩🇪 🇬🇧 Buys toxic socks & shoes, loves stinky feet ♥_♥ Into: Games, TV, Music & Porn Waited 4 Starbound since feb 16. 2012

✝️ @USNavy Veteran | sUAS Operator | LISTEN closely. LEARN relentlessly. OBSERVE without assumption. Then 👉 act with purpose. Keep your mind sharp — PLAY CHESS

LB 🇺🇸 @Lou_Burgundy

187 Followers 1K Following ✝️ @USNavy Veteran | sUAS Operator | LISTEN closely. LEARN relentlessly. OBSERVE without assumption. Then 👉 act with purpose. Keep your mind sharp — PLAY CHESS

Amelia Phomsoukha🌷... @APhomsoukh78505

14 Followers 461 Following

Robert Espindola @Wajiroinsc

55 Followers 159 Following

🧧rejin🌹🧧 @eninomomen65

757 Followers 651 Following เป็นเมนทุกคน ทุกค่าย💖

Stella Chen @Stellachen22

7 Followers 169 Following

Health and Energy practitioner. Healing with nature. Positive energy for America to heal. Add light to your day! Life in Paradise-the Sunshine state! MAGA

Charlotte @Charmd8888

231 Followers 309 Following Health and Energy practitioner. Healing with nature. Positive energy for America to heal. Add light to your day! Life in Paradise-the Sunshine state! MAGA

Bess Smith @bess_smith11

30 Followers 135 Following God is a covenant 🇺🇸 ✝️

Drake @3levin

9 Followers 276 Following

Cindy Nolette @CindyNolette1

2 Followers 39 Following

Mike Lorusso @MikeLorusso_OFC

2 Followers 33 Following Old account got shut down, new one is here!

Diwa @Diwa707543

74 Followers 2K Following

John JP Pratt @johnelazer

24 Followers 125 Following

NapChamp✨ @Miss_Futch

20 Followers 282 Following Internet Fairy 🧚🏼‍♀️ Living la dolce vita🍒 This is my internet diary ✏️ Beagle pictures everyday 🥰💕🐶

Allen Steele❤️sal... @AllenSteel48934

123 Followers 395 Following

Tomás François @PlayoffBeard19

16 Followers 108 Following Hockey Fanatic - Pittsburgh Penguins /// NY Yankees and Giants /// Music Enthusiast - Hard Rock - SiriusXM Octane lover!

Believer of Christ, Fortunate hubby, proud padre, grateful pop pop, Denton Chamber biz development, Mean Green radio, supporter of Serve Denton & Salvation Army

Hank Dickenson @mgrnpxp

3K Followers 1K Following Believer of Christ, Fortunate hubby, proud padre, grateful pop pop, Denton Chamber biz development, Mean Green radio, supporter of Serve Denton & Salvation Army

Grogulorian @grogulorian88

0 Followers 163 Following

Aaron krafthefer @ajkrafthefer

179 Followers 238 Following illinois by birth , America first by intelligence.

Jason Kobe @Kobeone13

2K Followers 877 Following #Beach🌴🌴🌞

Shane @shanehc11

31 Followers 272 Following

giovanni @gio5360

11 Followers 939 Following

E @E47702920

0 Followers 4 Following

Meowl Shadow @meowlshadowfn

51 Followers 164 Following I'm a cat owl now? 14. male. friendly, and kind.

Roach🥕 @Heidi_c2

57 Followers 761 Following Yesterday is history, Tomorrow’s a mystery

けん @Ken_Chaan_

653 Followers 3K Following

t @QueenTut40

29 Followers 356 Following

莫比烏斯Möbiusba... @Mbiusband1115

11 Followers 184 Following I am half Taiwanese,half Vietnam.

Florida Spotlight @FLSpotlighted

2 Followers 31 Following Florida, but curated. Clean aesthetics, real locals, daily picks.

RJ Dandridge @Electronpencils

2 Followers 25 Following

K @Jn1LsoRKNauieDn

2 Followers 55 Following 神と共に歩む

Joshua Mccoy @JoshuaMcc30985

18 Followers 368 Following Competitor and rival.

Kevin Butler @kevinrbbutler

1K Followers 208 Following Professor at University of Florida, focusing on computer systems security

BklynDanielle @BklynDanielle

638 Followers 1K Following Passionate about Brooklyn, traveling, music & politics. Sometimes a lady & sometimes a scrapper. I block/report.

Chris Kurtz @chriskurtz07

79 Followers 366 Following

Alan bird @Alanrbird7

52 Followers 180 Following GOOD BYE TWITTER I will buy an E Ford, Ford paid his workers enough to buy a Ford.

Very weird. Hermit with an internet connection. Prone to ranting & typos. Does not follow back automatically. Chaos Magician.

Member @artcanorg

Abby (they/them) @oriridraco

1K Followers 636 Following Very weird. Hermit with an internet connection. Prone to ranting & typos. Does not follow back automatically. Chaos Magician. Member @artcanorg

Paul Urbanski @PaulyUrb

179 Followers 760 Following Fan of sports, and other things. THFC, Gators, Bucs, Cubs, and Magic

Susan Brignac @susanloveslsu55

1K Followers 2K Following #LSU junkie🐯🐯🏈 #WhoDat⚜⚜🏈🏈 Life Coach, Workaholic, Favorite Line: Fuck around and find out Master of the art of sarcasm.

.chris. @selectscb

2K Followers 1K Following

Sonohara/Goodbye Soul/stuff | Business inquiries: sonoharamusic@gmail.com | New album

Sarah @Sonohara

526 Followers 5K Following Sonohara/Goodbye Soul/stuff | Business inquiries: [email protected] | New album "Sonohara" out now! | Personal account: @Valzentiaz

super nintendo chalme... @Veto_the_Cheeto

57 Followers 777 Following industrial chemist

Pakistani-American Muslim woman dreaming of equal rights for all & a peaceful world. Pakistani & Korean drama addict. #Peace #HumanRights #FreePalestine 🍉

Salsa #FreePalestine ... @Salsa_Khan

1K Followers 1K Following Pakistani-American Muslim woman dreaming of equal rights for all & a peaceful world. Pakistani & Korean drama addict. #Peace #HumanRights #FreePalestine 🍉

Artist, Photographer, Editor, History buff #RatifyERA #CodifyRoeVWade #Resistance #LGBTQ+ ally,🌊 #NoConCon #GunControlNow #BLM

Dominique✨🌻🇺�... @DominiqueNYC

11K Followers 10K Following Artist, Photographer, Editor, History buff #RatifyERA #CodifyRoeVWade #Resistance #LGBTQ+ ally,🌊 #NoConCon #GunControlNow #BLM

Wrestling Fan
Metalhead since 86
Published game dev
Not Dem b/c I'm a leftist
Not Green b/c I like science
Fascist Trumpers autoblocked
#Ally #BLM AnyPronounOK

Pro Zombie Hunter @ProZombieHunter

151 Followers 292 Following Wrestling Fan Metalhead since 86 Published game dev Not Dem b/c I'm a leftist Not Green b/c I like science Fascist Trumpers autoblocked #Ally #BLM AnyPronounOK

Me Gongaga @ShinigamiSalami

23 Followers 79 Following

Interests include football ⚽️ #AUFC #LFC, politics, religion, philosophy, food/wine/beer, psychedelics research, & eudamonia. Thalassophile. He/y’all.

Dan Browning @danbrowning

628 Followers 281 Following Interests include football ⚽️ #AUFC #LFC, politics, religion, philosophy, food/wine/beer, psychedelics research, & eudamonia. Thalassophile. He/y’all.

Andy Rosinski @birthday_shoe

88 Followers 709 Following I'm your huckleberry

vale @jvale87

376 Followers 2K Following blessed. stay humble. fish. spearfish. married to @jojo__bean $jvale1987

Snowflake❄ #Lockhim... @zimney_leanna

16K Followers 17K Following No DM! #AutismAwareness🧩 #StrongerTogether #ChronicPain #VoteBlue2024protectdemocracy

Watson the Snail @WatsonTheSnail

44 Followers 813 Following Alexander Truman (he/him 33): Emerging writer, dabbler of the unexplored. Latest work: https://t.co/j1L2UsOjFx…

I make cross stitches with the f- word. Retweets equal endorsements but my endorsement only means something to my mom. Also @DateDateline podcast!

Kimberly's Stitches B... @stitchesbekrazy

487 Followers 541 Following I make cross stitches with the f- word. Retweets equal endorsements but my endorsement only means something to my mom. Also @DateDateline podcast!

Recapping Dateline since '17. Trust us, don't let your smile light up a room. Tweets are all Kimberly's opinions, don't blame Katie!

A Date With Dateline ... @DateDateline

11K Followers 627 Following Recapping Dateline since '17. Trust us, don't let your smile light up a room. Tweets are all Kimberly's opinions, don't blame Katie!

i am a lineman for the county and i drive the main road; Searchin' in the sun for another overload. i hear you singing through the wire🎶

Laurie Jerkins☮🤜... @GracieGodzuki

4K Followers 5K Following i am a lineman for the county and i drive the main road; Searchin' in the sun for another overload. i hear you singing through the wire🎶

Athene Rosegish @heathgk

206 Followers 823 Following Loves dogs, books, music, autumn, antiques. Opponent of permanent Daylight Saving Time. Proponent of fairy lights.

Greg Cappel @GregCappel

253 Followers 214 Following I enjoy pizza. And BBQ. And love the Bearcats.

Trading Card Collector/Dealer - If you see a Veteran/Soldier/Officer say THANKS!💯 - Proud member of the #FlipSquad🗑️🦝 Follow @cardrestocks to join us!! 🤘🏻

Card_Asylum🇺🇸 @925_master

2K Followers 5K Following Trading Card Collector/Dealer - If you see a Veteran/Soldier/Officer say THANKS!💯 - Proud member of the #FlipSquad🗑️🦝 Follow @cardrestocks to join us!! 🤘🏻

#Progressive #CountryOverParty
#TheResistance
#BlueWave 🌊 #VoteBlue
#VotingRightsNow #FreeAndFairElections
#WeAreNotGoingBack

🌊🌺V🌺🌊🇺... @VThePR

1K Followers 5K Following #Progressive #CountryOverParty #TheResistance #BlueWave 🌊 #VoteBlue #VotingRightsNow #FreeAndFairElections #WeAreNotGoingBack

DJohnson @DJohnsonGA

2K Followers 3K Following University of South Carolina

cheers4chern @cheers4chern

148 Followers 298 Following If corporations are people, I’m here to put people in their place. Cat foster mom 😻

🇺🇦 @azoccola@bs... @azoc95

176 Followers 943 Following History major @ UMD, cynical optimist | In the long run we are all dead.-J.M. Keynes

Russ Bucket @ArtyVanMeathook

126 Followers 796 Following 👆eats paste

Sometimes technology, econ/finance, & entrepreneurship. Mostly concern about the harm Trump & his enablers are wreaking on 🇺🇸

Niles_Standish @spoonie_loves

353 Followers 1K Following Sometimes technology, econ/finance, & entrepreneurship. Mostly concern about the harm Trump & his enablers are wreaking on 🇺🇸

Philippe @Philippe_Tweets

511 Followers 370 Following It don’t mean a thing if it don’t got that GoGo swing- RIP Chuck Brown

Ashar Zaman @asharzaman

14 Followers 66 Following Techno-Geek. Opinions mine.

Scott Hanneman @Sc0Man

99 Followers 71 Following I once won a staring contest with a poster, what have you done lately?

Jack Gorczyca @Gorczy

260 Followers 492 Following 28 • STL. Big fan of the @StLouisBlues. Bideo James.

I want m4all, living wages, green new deal. Be happy and leave me and my dog Agave alone. I've been practicing for Covid my whole life. He/him.

Anti-Social Socialist @Special_Rash_

84 Followers 120 Following I want m4all, living wages, green new deal. Be happy and leave me and my dog Agave alone. I've been practicing for Covid my whole life. He/him.

Cat herder, geek translator, internet curmudgeon, writing occasional things. Sleep is my superpower. Floridian because of Mother Nature, not politics.

Julie in sunny Florid... @FelineHerdsCats

906 Followers 592 Following Cat herder, geek translator, internet curmudgeon, writing occasional things. Sleep is my superpower. Floridian because of Mother Nature, not politics.

blaine @LeggomyEggo83

55 Followers 333 Following

Awesome Sauce @Gregthetraveler

118 Followers 483 Following DJ, Chef, Traveler

philosopher of pessim... @argonaut

558 Followers 605 Following ‘I don’t feel like writing what I have just written, nor do I feel like erasing it.’ —Kierkegaard

Oklahoma Progressive (expect lots of politics). He/him. 60% water. David Bowie and Gorillaz nerd. VTuber degenerate. Figure collector. #BowieForever #BLM

Rapids but it's 2025 @RapidsLurker15

371 Followers 5K Following Oklahoma Progressive (expect lots of politics). He/him. 60% water. David Bowie and Gorillaz nerd. VTuber degenerate. Figure collector. #BowieForever #BLM

Matt Gillespie @mattjgillespie

534 Followers 550 Following

Kevin Saunders @KevSaund

223 Followers 318 Following Playwright, nerd, podcaster, other stuff. he/him/his Find me at https://t.co/DJEpbidCVY or https://t.co/tcx9lm7Mx8

rick @r1ck420

690 Followers 556 Following not cringe, just misunderstood. my ig is @mayorofohio i use that more

gloryhole amputee prolapse queefs, fetus foreskin placenta fetishes, frequent knife fights, fanny pack fashion tips & prognostications [formerly surllama]

Capt. Quartz Eel Meta... @nosetimes4moms

945 Followers 251 Following gloryhole amputee prolapse queefs, fetus foreskin placenta fetishes, frequent knife fights, fanny pack fashion tips & prognostications [formerly surllama]