IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

Parody account. I'm a marker interface. Joined August 2016

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

a year ago

Love it! When we see code that is in FP language, it is important to say that OO version is better. We don't need to give reason because it is obvious - FP is bad. Kill off #functionalprogramming #fp #fsharp. #objectoriented #oop #csharp forever. x.com/CordasFilip/st…

Filip Cordas @CordasFilip

a year ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

a year ago

I found new hero to join army protecting against dangers of #fsharp, welcome @CordasFilip! #csharp is much friendlier community and does not have elitists or people looking down on others!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

a year ago

This is so true! "let foo:string = ..." is very unreadable because it is in pure functional maths language. "let foo: string = ...;" is very readable because it is in Typescript, which has semicolon at end of line, which makes it easy to read! x.com/BKAngryKing/st…

Dr Whopper @BKAngryKing

a year ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

a year ago

My hero! Says the truth: any syntax that is different from what we know in C# is terrible and cannot be used in real world. We need curly brace and semicolons to make code readable!

Dr Whopper @BKAngryKing

a year ago

My hero! Says the truth: any syntax that is different from what we know in C# is terrible and cannot be used in real world. We need curly brace and semicolons to make code readable!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

2 years ago

Great GREAT new #csharp 12 feature to create collections with terse syntax: int[] a = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]; Such good feature! Not like #fsharp which is unreadable and impossible to learn: let a = [1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8] Such bad syntax! #fpnothanks

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

2 years ago

Good news followers! #csharp has invented new pattern called Result. This will replace old Exception pattern soon. Poor #fsharp is being left in dust behind! 😂😂😂 Great news @nkanauzu!

.NET Foundation @dotnetfdn

2 years ago

Good news followers! #csharp has invented new pattern called Result. This will replace old Exception pattern soon. Poor #fsharp is being left in dust behind! 😂😂😂 Great news @nkanauzu!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

2 years ago

My hero!

Nkanauzu @nkanauzu

2 years ago

My hero!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

2 years ago

This is yearly reminder for you to do everything you can to stop spread of dangerous functional programming and especially #fsharp. We can make it happen this year!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

2 years ago

Anything written by FP people is pointless. Good news is that records, switch expressions, tuples, async / await, genetics, lombada expressions, patterns were all created in OO languages!

Zack Raw @zakraw4

2 years ago

Anything written by FP people is pointless. Good news is that records, switch expressions, tuples, async / await, genetics, lombada expressions, patterns were all created in OO languages!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

2 years ago

This is correct. Async / await is only true way of working with Tasks. F# is so bad - turned simple beautiful async / await into something called Complication Expressions. Like everything in this language, it doesn't work for real world.

Nkanauzu @nkanauzu

2 years ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

3 years ago

More new feature for C# that will leave silly FP and #fsharp people jealous. They don't even have classes, just functions - sad, how can people design proper solutions?! And now we have this new constructor syntax coming - can't wait!

David Fowler @davidfowl

3 years ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

3 years ago

I found new hero today who tells truth about .NET and F#'s right place - at bottom of ocean. Let's all work together to rid world of functional programming, unless it is add-on in curly brace OO language!

Nick Chapsas @nickchapsas

3 years ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

3 years ago

This is correct answer! C# had great feature "Delegates" in v1. It does not matter that current C# language designer said that he hates it and regrets it the most. With delegates there is no need for this "language" for maths, F#. Why did they ever make such horror!!

Nkanauzu @nkanauzu

3 years ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

3 years ago

You and @ddoomen are clearly secret agents working for Team FP, trying to convert everyone to dark side with propaganda like "single method interfaces are just functions". Don't believe it people! #classesforever #nomorefunctions #interfacesftw

Derek Comartin @codeopinion

3 years ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

4 years ago

I am excited by new feature in C# and .NET, Records. New feature like this is leaving F# in the dust, I did not see any Record feature in latest release of that "language"! Poor FP devs! 😂😂😂 Days of FP on .NET are almost over!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

4 years ago

Hahah! Here is F# dev that tries to do C# but doesn't understand the rules - he puts two classes in same file! How does this scale, how to find the class in solution explorer? 🤡🤡🤡 Maybe at least he now learns proper object oriented programming language. #nomorefp

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

4 years ago

Our campaign is success, Microsoft have dropped F# from next big .NET release - no talk about it here, so it is dead! This is first step to end evil of functional programming! Let's make it happen together @DotNetIsCSharp ! #csharp #dotnet

.NET @dotnet

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

4 years ago

Sad that F# can do this but missed important features for writing real programs 😂 No support for normal features like classes, or new killer features like static abstraction or hot reload! Bye bye!

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

5 years ago

Typical F# user, always jump in to talk about how much better is F# than C#. And at same time they ignore that latest F# stole key features from C# like nameof and string interpolation. Days of functional programming are over! Replaced with much better C# switch expressions.

Urs Enzler @ursenzler

5 years ago

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IHateFSharp @ihatefsharp

5 years ago

Of course! F# now sees the truth and starts to evolve into proper language. But it is too late, and why? when there is already best language on dotnet for every programming style. Even if you need FP, C# has best mix of it with OOP. #perfect