call me kaf @imkaffeinated
you did this to me. you told coach sylvester about my summer surgery. Joined November 2012-
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The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center. It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.
After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys
Charlie Kirks murder being a much bigger national story and event than an actual democratic politician and her husband being assassinated seems foreboding
Charlie Kirks murder being a much bigger national story and event than an actual democratic politician and her husband being assassinated seems foreboding
reheating her nachos
reheating her nachos https://t.co/RwFcbYvNlz
we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash
“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”
The Children yearn for the heart attack lemonade
Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in
ever since i was a little girl i wanted to retire
do they make nightlife for 25 yr olds who don't have a lot of money and are also a little socially awkward
One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it
used to be a gifted kid. now i just lie down a lot.
"Welcome to the jungle, bitch" I mutter as I send this email without writing "Thanks" in front of my name
watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of
Clearly you didn't watch Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension on the night of its premiere.
Clearly you didn't watch Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension on the night of its premiere.
I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.
me, you, shrek 2, taco bell. think about it
folks we got her
I should have drank the Panera lemonade that kills you on the beach that makes you old when I had the chance
Ahasee @Ahasee544
5 Followers 808 Following
Faye @garciafaye61
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Lo Último @LoUltimoTU
82 Followers 139 Following Primero noticero de @templeuniv en español. Aquí están tus noticias dirigido por estudiantes y transmitido por @templetv, Comcast50 y VerizonFios45!
Larry Jameson @LarryJameson
92 Followers 300 Following Tigers, Red Wings, Lions, Pistons fan. CV Eagles Booster and Penn St wrestling season ticket holder. Sophie's, Liam's, Maisie's, and Lucy’s Pop Pop.
Isabella Verga @isabella_verga
9 Followers 50 Following
Bella Bobrowsky @BellaBobrowsky
34 Followers 166 Following
Christopher Sean 🇺... @ChristopherSean
30K Followers 8K Following My Insta @ MrChristopherSean he/him Ken Sato Ultraman: Rising/Nightwing Gotham Knights/Kazuda Xiono Star Wars Paul Narita Days/Gabriel Waincroft H50
audrey @musicalsmachine
13 Followers 52 Following hello my name is lin miranda I know you don't know who I am but I wrote this play and I'm willing to dance like an idiot if you just give me a chance
Court's Quotes @courtsquotez
8 Followers 10 Following Quotes from my mother, Courtney. Occasionally featuring special guests
andyfromfanwood @AndyfromFanwood
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SallyJD @andsalmataud
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Courtney Agnello @courtneyagnello
35 Followers 232 Following
jeff 💌 cinderella'... @spankoffskis
993 Followers 734 Following new-ish starkid fan! 🤸♀️ this acc is 100% starkid rambling ok u have been warned • she/her • bi • 25 • dm if u wanna be moots i need more #starkidtwt moots 😁
gray🪐 @jorjudje
2K Followers 227 Following worlds worst kristen applebees stan🫶 || FREE 🇵🇸 || dropout edit acc but sometimes i talk about smosh or starkid also || ❤️🧡🤍🩷 || NOT SPOILER-FREE
Elmo @elmo
684K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official!
♡ @lovelightbot
355 Followers 1 Following — quotes from the lovelight series (lovelight farms, in the weeds, mixed signals, business casual) by b.k. borison
angelagiarratanapasta @anggiarratana
61K Followers 197 Following she/her @smosh @teamstarkid @aoaoaoapod @maggianos
The Percy Jackson Mus... @LTMusical
64K Followers 49 Following maybe you’ve heard of an upcoming tv show with a similar title—we’re both based on @rickriordan’s book.
Headless Series BTS @HeadlessBTS
907 Followers 4 Following #HeadlessSeries Behind the Scenes Twitter!
Nick Lang @NickLangTweets
28K Followers 295 Following I write with my brother. We love a cat named Valentine. he/him
papa fish @jordanfisher
452K Followers 4K Following mainly Riley’s dad, but i do some other stuff too. pls pay me in plants and books.
Larry Saperstein @LarrySaperstein
42K Followers 149 Following Actor/Director/Tap Dancer. So famous you’ve never even heard of me. (he/him)
out of context starki... @oocstarkid
1K Followers 312 Following let’s be honest, half of these don’t even make sense with context • run by @sapphicdyad if u want some funny stuff and star wars stannery! • she/her, 20 yrs old
Isabella Verga @isabella_verga
9 Followers 50 Following
Andrew Barth Feldman @andrewbfeldman
42K Followers 351 Following i love your outfit today!!!! | he/him/his
Paul Gabriel @paulgvbriel
2K Followers 133 Following Photographer, Stage Manager, Production Manager, Producer, Sage’s dad
no context poe party @nocontextpoe
16 Followers 15 Following every picture is from @shipwrckdcomedy's amazing creation that is edgar allan poe's murder mystery invite only casual dinner party / gala for friends potluck
Jon Matteson @JonMatteson
32K Followers 422 Following Coming soon… @realm.network 🎲 Paul, Wiggly, Richie, Sir Hop-a-Lot @therealteamstarkid Co-Creator of We’re All Gonna Die! @dynastytypewriter @smosh
Little Shop of Horror... @littleshopnyc
8K Followers 60 Following “TRIUMPHANT and DELICIOUS!" LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS at the Westside Theatre is a @NYTimes Critic's Pick! #LittleShopNYC
SparkNotes @SparkNotes
311K Followers 558 Following The Official Twitter for https://t.co/SVj69HbFFE
out of context b99 @kingjakeruIez
18K Followers 11 Following
I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog
349K Followers 143 Following My name is Gideon. I am a 14 year old boy who likes petting dogs. Account supervised by mom. https://t.co/r7yVaXQjRK
billy eichner @billyeichner
2.1M Followers 2K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
no context new girl @nickslifeplan
53K Followers 5 Following
Disney Parks @DisneyParks
2.3M Followers 35 Following The happiest X feed on Earth! Sharing news and magic for Disney Experiences.✨
Sarah Grace Hart @hartgracesarah
2K Followers 333 Following 🎭 Actor lady 🎥 sometimes producer person & 💕rom-com aficionado. she/her
out of context psych @nocontextpsych
9K Followers 34 Following you heard about pluto? | send suggestions: https://t.co/sBJRYES3am
Wendy’s @Wendys
3.7M Followers 455 Following We like our tweets the way we like our fries: hot, crispy, and better than anyone expects from a fast food restaurant.
out of context parks ... @nocontextpawnee
330K Followers 51 Following the sun is rising over a sea of love and waffles and possibility | (find me at @iilithsternin if you want to geek out about more tv shows with me)
Sean Astin @SeanAstin
425K Followers 2K Following President of SAG-AFTRA. Answers to Mikey, Rudy, Sam, & Bob… also hey you, dad, and we’ll be right with you sir
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.1M Followers 13 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes
1.2M Followers 858 Following Tix for improv tour shows at https://t.co/BfAqa2o7Hy New Merch at https://t.co/kTyLGqnJo7. Sonic 4 coming in 2027.
Brian Rosenthal @Brian_Rosenthal
39K Followers 352 Following (he/him) writer & producer & performer. All the @tincanbros links 🎟🎶🎭👇
Corey Lubowich @CoreyLubo
16K Followers 612 Following Writer, Director, Producer. 👨🏻@TinCanBros 💫@teamstarkid 🔦@scoutexpedition 🎵@elsiefest 📷 https://t.co/InW0uUOanC (he/him) 🇹🇼🇺🇸🏳️🌈Trends for United States
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