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6 years ago

Kihyun, hiding behind the door: Jooheon: Kihyun, jumping in front of Jooheon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Jooheon: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU SCARED ME Kihyun: Hehehehe

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6 years ago

E'dawn, hiding behind the door: Hui: E'dawn, jumping in front of Hui: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Hui: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU SCARED ME E'dawn: Hehehehe

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6 years ago

Jimin : Jeongguk stop! I promised Yoongi hyung that we wouldn't do anything dangerous! JK, holding the flamethrower that he has bought from the dark web: wow, I can't believe you really lied to your boyfriend

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6 years ago

Jungwoo: fellas, is it gay Doyoung: it is Yuta: it better be Mark: hahaha, no homo tho

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6 years ago

Seokjin: so we bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes Taehyung: or 4 000 degrees for 1 minute Seokjin: no that’s not how baking works Jungkook: how about 40 000 degrees for 1 second seokjin: NO-

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6 years ago

Jungkook: are you a painting Taehyung: Jungkook: because i want to pin you against the wall Hoseok: oh my god i thought you were going to say you wanted to hang him

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7 years ago

Soonyoung: Oh Jihoon nice meeting you here Jihoon: I live here Soonyoung: Oh what a coincidence I live here too *winks* Jihoon: We’re married, it’s not a coincidence

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7 years ago

[At the Big Hit building] Bang PD: [to the new trainees] welcome to the company, we trus— Jungkook: [falls through the ceiling] Bang PD: Hey Jungkook, you’ll need to repair that. Jungkook: Yeah yeah I’ll call Jin hyung down Jin: [falls through the ceiling] Hey. Trainees:

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7 years ago

Jimin: Jungkook Jungkook: Yep Jimin: Can you ever see us being more than just friends Jungkook: Omg yes, I’m glad you asked Jungkook: *pulling out many drawings* Jungkook: I can totally see us as dragons, check out this picture I drew. Ooh and in this one we’re unicorns-

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7 years ago

Yoongi: Jungkook, why is there a piece of paper with my name on it by your bed??? Jungkook: Oh there it is! I’ve been looking for my to-do list for ages! Yoongi: *chokes*

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7 years ago

Namjoon: So I heard you got a hot date Jin: Nope, but the man I’m dating does Jungkook: *makes offended sound*

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7 years ago

[Jungkook writing a poem] Jungkook: [looking out the window] Roses are red Jungkook: [looks again] Violets are red Jungkook: [looks again] Everything is red Jungkook: Wait the garden is on fire!!! Hyung!!!

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7 years ago

Teacher: Jungkook, the assignment was to bring something important to you... 15 year old JK: Yeah and I did that! Teacher: I meant an object, not your six “hyungies”...

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7 years ago

Jungkook, holding his newborn son: He’s beautiful! Taehyung: So we gonna give him some shots? Jungkook: Oh hell yeah, pour up, it’s his fucking birthday!

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7 years ago

Yoongi: Ughh I hardly slept last night Jimin: When you can’t sleep it means someone is thinking about you Yoongi: Who would be thinking about me at 3:00am? Jungkook: *gay panic*

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7 years ago

[ZICO] Good #AprilFools Day bitchezzz! Also Zico: Wait this is not my fan account sorry... [ZICO] Good #AprilFools Day BBC I love youuuu!!!

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7 years ago

jimin: I hate when people use fancy words in the wrong way jungkook: I photosynthesise with you jimin: jungkook, that statement was aimed at you, you cant use big words in our arguments if you don’t know what they mean jungkook: you’re over-ejaculating jimin: STOP IT

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7 years ago

cop: sir, you were speeding, imma need to see some ID jungkook: *hands him taehyungs ID* cop: this isn’t yours jungkook: you said “some” ID, and I did give you “some” ID cop: lol wow good point ur free to go

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7 years ago

teacher: jungkook, the assignment was to bring in something important to you jungkook: yeah, I did that teacher: I meant an object, not mr kim namjoon, under his breath: well you should have specified you dumb bitch, my babys getting that A with or without you