inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

Gambler and programmer. Making bad decisions is my style. “Keep going” is my safe word. Arkansas, USA Joined May 2018

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Well, got talked into another trip to my favorite city on September 30th. Time to practice my dice control again.

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7 years ago

"We hate Agile and Scrum and Kanban and all of this crap because it reduces us to children. Well, if we don’t want to be treated like children, then maybe we should grow up and stop acting like them." { author: @BendixSo } dev.to/theobendixson/…

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Anyone have any suggestions for Artifactory alternative?

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Anyone looking for software engineers? Asking for me.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

I literally just yelled "close the damn door! We're not cooling off the neighborhood!" And I felt my dad level go up one more notch.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Is Kickstarter ever a good idea? Asking for a friend.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Does anyone have good reading on microservices?

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

That feeling when you have a great idea for an app, there’s a market for it, and you have the skills to make it, but it seems overwhelmingly difficult even in the design phase.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Modern technology doesn’t understand that a number can begin with a zero and we are expected to build self driving cars with this. Sounds great.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

If I had to describe docker, it would be this: Imagine taking a blank OS and telling an intern specifically what to do to get an app to run. Sometimes you can find smart interns that have base knowledge and you tell the next intern to use that one first and then continue working.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

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7 years ago

Somebody wanna come get their car?

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

I realize GH profiles are important but I can’t put my corporate work up there and I haven’t had much time to work on my own projects. I’ve been prioritizing learning and pushing my corporate code to be better.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

I suppose it’s time to tackle the beast that is server side JavaScript. It pains me to type that but here we are in 2018 where that’s a thing and Trump is president. I’ll get with the times.

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Can I put “successfully rebased dev feature branch on first try” into my resume?

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inkeddeveloper @inkeddeveloper

7 years ago

Is there a purpose for business analysts? Do people aspire to be that? I hope not because the ones I deal with are quite literally the worst. The developers know more about the business than they do.