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If AI was even close to competent and “world beating” then Yardi would be gone. Instead they’re buying ShitCo’s with their free cash flow.
Gentlemen, do not, under any circumstances, touch the stripper.
Gentlemen, do not, under any circumstances, touch the stripper.
Everyone talks about 🚩 Here are some green flags: -their attorney invests -their sales broker invests -their leasing broker invests -their tenants (ask to) invest [fyi, never let this happen on a deal they are a party to]
Core+ strip in good Denver suburb just sold for in place 6.4. Sub-90% leased, so can’t put favorable lt debt on it. Assuming you can get bridge 200bps over prime you’re at 10.5%. There’s 150bps of spread, net of costs, if you execute lease-up at mkt rates. Buying still tight.
Never been more hungover. It’s like a combination of food poisoning and Ebola. Hanging on by your fingernails. The only thing keeping you alive is the last drops of dopamine you get when you push that button. How can my head hurt this bad? Do I have a brain tumor? And then:
Never been more hungover. It’s like a combination of food poisoning and Ebola. Hanging on by your fingernails. The only thing keeping you alive is the last drops of dopamine you get when you push that button. How can my head hurt this bad? Do I have a brain tumor? And then:
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@LouStagner Accepting I’m probably not getting it up and down is the first thing. Focus will be to at least give myself a putt. So I’m taking out any cute targets that might lead to a two-chip situation. Then, with that much grass and the ball sitting down, I need decent speed otherwise…
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I’m baffled that they can make these things taste just like vanilla ice cream with only 5 grams of sugar and 26 grams of protein. Seems too good to be true. Im not sure there won’t be a class action law suit in 20 years when we realize they causes mesothelioma, but I’ll enjoy…
Apparently hating open floor plans is a hot take 😅
@BrentleyGC It just so happens Bolingbrook topped this year's @GOLFPASS Golfers' Choice list of the top-rated courses in Illinois: golfpass.com/travel-advisor…
omg dude didn’t read to the end 😂
The key phrase from Columbia's bylaws: "If the President, upon consultation with a majority of a panel established by the University Senate’s Executive Committee, decides that a demonstration poses a clear and present danger..." But there was *no* such consultation.
Meetings will continue until morale improves.
Zero small business landlords I know are seeing this
BREAKING: 43% of small businesses were unable to pay their rent in full in April due to economic headwinds. That’s the highest rent delinquency rate since March 2021, per Bloomberg.
The 20-something smoke show nurse that is taking care of my elderly mother just called me “sir”
It is one of those things that you have to accept about the world that even the most aggressively stupid people think they’re smarter than you
If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.
Apollo after realizing they can take insurance policies out on strangers
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@rhunterh Is it maybe in your best interest to have Apollo running an Illegal Human Life Wagering Scheme? Is it? Perhaps?How much APO do you own?
MATTTTTT! DONT LET APOLLO SPONSOR MONEY STUFF MATT. MATTTTTT!!!!
When a picture just won’t do it justice 🌄 Seeing the storms roll in at sunset is incredible.
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