m. stanfield @mu2myoc
affordable housing. rubber mallet capital. Joined January 2018-
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Marcus & Millichap: we're good at real estate, please take us seriously. Also Marcus & Millichap: Ayo! You wanna buy a fuckin' pond, bro?!
Wait til she learns about financial modeling tests
Wait til she learns about financial modeling tests
Couple of things 1. Over a modeling test? 2. How are kids/teens supposed to navigate this bullshit? 3. Having spent the bulk of my younger years with people who shoot people, they don’t talk like this. They move real quiet. Twitter is great. 10/10.
Interesting upside of my modeling test tweet; a number of hungry/scrappy analysts have DM'd me saying "give me a shot!" If you're hiring analysts or want to hire them in the future, reply here, and hopefully, they will reach out to you.
every boom market carries within itself the seeds of its own destruction
The funniest part of all of this. Bunch of random people think @mhprvpmvp is a champion of the working class, but they’re too lazy to click “show replies”
Me: really enjoyed the call. Please see attached financial modeling test Gen Z applicant: this looks like a lot of work. Without knowing where I stand in the process, I’m not comfortable spending 90 minutes in Excel Me:…well…I can tell you where you stand now
Me, retrading the broker and seller for who knows what reason
I’m convinced that California is an elaborate experiment to see just how much bullshit humans will tolerate for near perfect weather year round.
Me: the internet is a useless wasteland The internet:
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285 Followers 216 Following 🏠 I buy apartment complexes with various partners.@mu2myoc 😂 Take a look at her "studies", thesis or whatever it is circulating around here. Literally made up nonsensical academia jargon. Worth a read for additional but sad comedy
@mu2myoc Anytime the seller offers good finance your price is too high
@mu2myoc Buy our liability for ... ninteen million dollars?
The idea that these students are narcissistic lunatics who will never get jobs is dead wrong. The terrible truth is that they are narcissistic lunatics who will get very important jobs in law and government and large institutions.
@mu2myoc In fairness, a lot of Vancouver was like that at some point. It's why a large part of our city is referred to as a Peat Bog zone. I learned all about it, unfortunately, when we built our house...
@mu2myoc So it’s called Modular housing aspiring real estate developer. Fuck it, you could use shipping containers. So your dad’s an MD where and you promote DJ’ing events in Tampa; pls sign here
@mu2myoc Haha but man can they cold call 📞
@mu2myoc Got this same email blast. Actually was so intrigued about what the fu*k they were actually trying to sell that I had to click for more information. The kicker: Seller will also consider a JV lolllz
@mu2myoc TBH we’ve sold and purchased bodies of water. They have a value in a variety of ways especially when creatively putting large developments together. But it’s a lot more fun to laugh at Marcus & Millichap 👍🏻
@mu2myoc Lol. Imagine the insurance or flood policies on that. Or condo assessments “Hey guys the piers under the left side of the complex are sinking pay us 200k by end of quarter”
@mu2myoc Step 1: acquire a lightly damaged freighter for pennies on the dollar. Step 2: move here and convert into studios Step 3: profit
@mu2myoc Genius way to avoid rising home/flood insurance premiums… House boats float.. so they can’t flood, right?